So what are the best pick-up lines you have???

I'd rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together.

 

I'm a Pisces, LoL.

 

That's perfect! I can relate!

 

Come here big boy and show me what your made of...........

 

sagittarius here...surprised much?

 

I'm Gemini - I'm Joey from "Friends"??? Oy.

 

God I love my Gemini. That's so him.

I'm Leo and I call all the smexi beasts smexi beasts. Go figure

 

I'm a capricorn M'lady.

 

as a libra i prefer "WOW, you smell good" or "Hey, thats a nice watch... a few months back i was shopping for my sisters birthday present and almost bought that one"

im a compliment fanatic and stay away from commenting on body parts, just their fashion.

 

the best one ever is ...."Hi man name is.... I wanted to meet so I came over. whats your name?"

 

Hi, I have a hidden agenda that you're provoking, what's your name?

 

Maybe you have a Cancer Moon sign or Rising sign.

 

Lol i cant even get drunk enough to say the corny shit in here.

 

iggy sing to em...." Im a thirsty mofo. give me some ass please"

 

Did you sit in sugar? Because your ass sure is sweet.

Did it hurt when you fell? Fell? When you fell from heaven.
The man who stopped me in the street to tell me this had me so flustered I couldn't respond to him. Not because I was impressed but because I just wasn't expecting it. People ask me for the time, directions, a cigarette or where to score pot. Never do they stop me as I'm crossing the street to ask me if I fell from heaven.

Other ones I can't remember but I thought these were cute.

 

We are in a new era now.
Time to adapt, lol..

 

Very nice pedicure.

 

Pick up lines in 2020? Really?

If you even smile at these hoes they're screaming #metoo