Miami’s Face Eating Cannibal Identified By Police

Discussion in 'In the News' started by Morning Star, May 29, 2012.

  1. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    Oh yeah! I'm like Claudius up in here!

     
  2. goodlove

    goodlove New Member

    lol:p
     
  3. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    there are no limits to what Man can do with an ambitious mind

    most newer zombie shows/movies like Resident Evil et al, go with the idea that Zombies were created by being exposed to a man-made virus...basically something that alters the way people think and behave. If we can create nuclear weapons and butcher hundreds of thousands of people, at the push of a button...who's to say that someone's not tinkering away at some other shit like that

    straight up biological warfare
     
  4. The Dark King

    The Dark King Well-Known Member

    Motherfuckin Walking Dead. Get yourself a gun
     
  5. LibraPrincess

    LibraPrincess Well-Known Member

    I forgot to add something from my post earlier this morning...this is a humorous (not to be taken seriously) one, so bear with me. Here's what to do in a VERY UNLIKELY event of an zombie apocalypse:

    1. Get a loaded gun, AK-47 more like it, a metal-like Sledge Hammer, and wear type of clothes where the "zombies" won't be able to hurt you with. (armor)


    2. If you're not a zombie, and if you have friends/family who aren't zombies, get a meeting started and plan out the best way to escape and survive. However, chances of you actually making it out is pretty slim....if you're a guy, protect your dicks. Zombies tend to grab onto the biggest things and eat 'em up. If you're a girl, protect your boobs... seriously. Zombies can become very attracted to big jugs. O_O

    3. Travel during dawn and dusk....never in the dark or in broad daylight, mainly for confusion to the zombies cuz they got poor eyesight in the two major times of day or night. If you do travel in daylight and nighttime, be sure to not have a light with you, unless if your absolutely certain that there are no zombies out in that area to kill you. :smt118
     
  6. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    Um, this happened yesterday....Whaa...[​IMG]



    I recall too last mnth? a new mother ate her newborn.
     
  7. GFunk

    GFunk Well-Known Member

    Mufuckas be takin' Brotha Lynch records too seriously. Jesus.
     
  8. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    Tetrodotoxin Used For Zombie-Like State

    Perhaps the explanation of how being in a zombie-like state could be found in this article.

    http://science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/strange-creatures/zombie1.htm

     
  9. Ra

    Ra Well-Known Member

  10. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    That sounds interesting.

    Sorry for my lack of enthusiasm...I'm just weary today. :smt095

     
  11. LibraPrincess

    LibraPrincess Well-Known Member

    O.O I just read the article above, and....

    I'm starting to get nervous...maybe there WILL be a Zombie Apocolaspye??

    *hides* DON'T LET 'EM EAT ME!! :smt091
     
  12. ThePrince

    ThePrince Active Member

    Zombie Apocalypse, I'm telling you guys. :smt067
     
  13. LibraPrincess

    LibraPrincess Well-Known Member

    If that's the case...

    HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIVES, COVER YOUR DICKS AND BOOBS, AND RUN!!! O.O :smt003
     
  14. Nikkers

    Nikkers Well-Known Member

    *gets out her dad's air nail gun thing and loads it* I'm all set! :p
     
  15. goodlove

    goodlove New Member

    ok ok. this mofo has bad taste I mean damn he ate a homeless guy. dont you think the meat aint all that tender. he would have served the world great if he got at donald trump or rush limbaugh. Im sure they are very tender....I mean shit their fat fucks, no hard work and its white meat. hell you know its tender.

    also....the homeless guy just laid there. .......he didnt move. I mean damn. run mofo run. swing at him or something










    what ???? too soon
     
  16. Brittney

    Brittney Well-Known Member

    :smt119
     
  17. Brittney

    Brittney Well-Known Member

    Nancy Botwin
    Bruce Willis
    Superman


    [​IMG]
     
  18. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    Jack Bauer/Incredible Hulk/Tom Brady

     
  19. z

    z Well-Known Member

    Another black Zombie,

    Alex Kinyua, a college student accused of killing a man (a family friend) and feasting on his heart and brain. Damn, that is fucken chilling. Is this cannibalism summer or what?
     
  20. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

    Tyrion Larrister/Justin Bieber/Harry Potter

    i'm fucked
     

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