Hank, Kendra, and Heff...Its All So Weird

Why does Hank and his family worship the ground Hugh Heffner walks on...when Hugh was banging his chick? Its just all so weird and dysfunctional...I dont get it.

 

Cause he wasn't banging her.

 

Youre too smart for your own good

 

This is what Kendra said in her biography. It really doesn't sound like normal sex relations to me. I am sure it's part of the game of being one of Heff's "girlfriends".




http://www.celebitchy.com/106901/ke...ls_of_her_first_sex_session_with_hugh_hefner/











Is there anything Kendra Wilkinson won’t do for money? She stripped for a living then moved in with octogenarian Playboy patriarch Hugh Hefner at the age of 18. She got married to a sports star, had a baby, and made a reality show so we could all revel in the details of her goofy life. She released a sex tape and then tried to act like she was upset that it was out there. She was upset that people realized that she was the one cashing in for a $680,000 initial payment plus 50% of sales.

Kendra, 25, now has a new biography coming out on Monday called Sliding into Home. Some of the tabloids have excerpts this week and it looks like an interesting read. The former Playmate and stripper has led a colorful life so far, but she seems to have a kind of emotional detachment from her past, as if she hasn’t really come to grips with it yet. She did some crazy and self-destructive things and she relates them with a sort of shrug as if she’s talking about someone else’s life, not her own. This is just the impression I got from the excerpts so far and what little I know of her personality.

Here are some excerpts, thanks to People and Star magazine.

On drugs, cutting herself, overdosing and ending up in a mental institution
The coke, weed, acid, crystal meth, alcohol and whatever pills I could get my hands on kept my mind in a haze. My mom was very worried. I felt terrible putting her through so much, but that didn’t stop me…

I’d take scissors and jab them into my arm, slicing until a stream of blood ran down to my hand. One day I went through the medicine cabinet and took everything I could find. My mom and grandmother rushed me to the hospital. The doctors made me drink pure charcoal….

For two weeks I stayed there [in a mental institution]. I felt like a crazy person. I got into a fight and they put me in one of those white rooms with rubber walls.

I heard somewhere that you could overdose on toothpaste, so one night I tried to eat an entire tube. Nothing can describe my pain during that time more than the fact that I tried to overdose on toothpaste….

On becoming a stripper after she quit doing drugs
I was feeling sexy because of the attention I was getting [for modeling at car shows]. I was eighteen. I thought, “I shoule be a stripper.”

For the first time in my life I felt sexy and powerful. I was the top earner in that club. But I thought I’d do even better if I were bigger. I worked for two straight nights to collect my boob job money and had them done. I had my dream boobs and business was good!

On having sex with Hugh Hefner for the first time
One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room. In my head I could hear my mom’s voice: ‘You know they have orgies there.’ I said “Okay, if I have to.” It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn’t it would be weird.

One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him… for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn… it was very weird.

I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was – all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.

On deciding to be Hef’s girlfriend
The next morning Hef came into my room to see how I was doing. Hef never went into the guesthouse. “Hello, my darlin’” he said. I felt special, loved and pretty. Isn’t that all a girl really wants out of a boyfriend?…

There was a world outside San Diego that I needed to explore – and I felt like Hef was the guy who would help me do that. Moving into the mansion when I was 18 felt like a spiritual event.

[Most text from People, print edition, July 12, 2010. More graphic details of sex with Hef from Star Magazine]






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From her description, Hefner’s evening sex romps sound more like a freaky ritual than a fun-filled free for all. Here are the highlights:

Women who live in the house must show up for Wednesday and Friday sex night. They are given rare exemptions in the case of major surgery (like a nose job), but if it’s that time of the month or they’re sick, they’re still expected to come. Even Hefner’s secretary has to participate.
Hefner invites women into his lair. The night the source was there, 12 women were in the room. Each must bathe and wear identical pink pajamas. If they don’t want to have sex with the 78 year-old perv, they can leave their pajama bottoms on.
Gay porn plays on two big screen TVs in the room.
On the night the source was there, Heff got a hummer from his current girlfriend to start the action. 10 of the 12 girls then took turns having sex with him, taking about two minutes each while the other participants cheered him on. He took Viagra to perform and did not wear a condom.
Women paired up for simulated lesbian sex for Heff’s benefit, but according to the source most of them weren’t into it and didn’t even like each other.
The session ended with him having anal sex with the girlfriend, who wiped off his penis beforehand, as if that did something to prevent STDs.
In terms of what sex with Hef actually entails, it sounds like it’s strictly women on top:

 

For you to notice that makes you even smarter then.

Unless you meant smart ass.

 

Sheeseh, what a bizzarro life! Reminds me of a Weekend at Bernie's sex romp.

 

:mrgreen:

 

Sure he was....why do you think otherwise?

 

Some things just shouldn't be taken at face value.

Hefner runs a business that in part relies on an image of a playboy. At his advanced years you gotta know that his harem isnt as 'legit' as it was in the past. Thats not to say that EVERY girl in his harem is only there just for show. Its just that if youre having a hard time understanding why Hank Basket would tolerate this situation, its likely because Kendra was of one the lot there for publicity and appearance.

Personally, I would never wife up the Kendra types but Hank Basket is a relative failure in the NFL so any publicity is good publicity for his bank account.

 

Most memoirs by celebs IMO are works of fiction.
I don't believe half of what she claims was her life before marrying Hank.

 

I know there was a sex tape of her (which I've seen). Kendra did not seem to be enjoying it though.