THE FUCK YOU THREAD

Fuck you and your fucking speed cameras!!! :smt013

 

Oh no......that sucks!!!

 

My sympathies with speed cameras. I am waiting to see if I got caught by the hand held cam in a police car. The worst was it was just 10 yards before the speed changed from 30mph to 40mph. Result of the freaking govt austerity measures!!

Fuck the govt. too lol!

 

:smt023

 

Germany and its strict road laws are a motherfucker.

Three times you're caught speeding, then bye-bye driving privileges forever. :smt022

 

LOL, thank goodness thats not true.
If it was, I would be FUCKED cause my real name is "speedracer" LOL
It all depends on how fast exactly you were (how much over the limit).

bis 10 km/h 15,- EUR
11-15 km/h 25,- EUR
16-20 km/h 35,- EUR
21-25 km/h 80,- EUR, 1 Punkt
26-30 km/h 100,- EUR, 3 Punkte
31-40 km/h 160,- EUR, 3 Punkte, 1 Monat Fahrverbot
41-50 km/h 200,- EUR, 4 Punkte, 1 Monat Fahrverbot
51-60 km/h 280,- EUR, 4 Punkte, 2 Monate Fahrverbot
61-70 km/h 480,- EUR, 4 Punkte, 3 Monate Fahrverbot
über 70 km/h 680,- EUR, 4 Punkte, 3 Monate Fahrverbot

Fahrverbot= they take your license

 

Hmm...you definitely qualify for the 31-40 km/h over the limit...LOL
At least you are very accurate Speedy. I thought I was a done deal because that bus you zipped by made no attempt to slow down at all. You are a speeder but still a good driver.

 

Honey, should you ever want to travel to Italy, don't go via Switzerland, go via Austria...otherwise I have to send you money to jail...ok?:smt043

 

Thanks for the advice Christine. I think Im gonna take the plane

 

Better, believe me:smt005

 

Sprikling some hatred on people who use the word buji. WTF. Sprinkle some Buju with Buji at least.

 

You sure you are not my sister LOL - gotta love going over bumps and feeling your tummy on country lanes

 

Perv.

 

Haha - well you gotta make sure it's quiet first

 

To the awful twit with whom I had to deal this morning. You suck. I haven't wanted to punch someone in the face so badly in a very long time.
:smt062

 

To the one who interrupted my skype conference call to let me know the time out of random...fuck you. You can't just walk in and say ''guess what it's 11:30 at night!'' and then boot me off my laptop for the night to 'save energy'...you have no authority. I was getting to the good part of a joke, damnit!

Party pooper....fuck off. >.<''

 

LOL

 

11.30...skype..hmmm...where was BBW at that time? :mrgreen:

 

O__o

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!! *laughs* xDDD

Nah, idk....maybe working out. xD I was in a meeting with my other buddies on skype. I was just about to tell a joke, then I got booted off. FACK!

 

meeting...buddies..hmmm, doesnt compute...:axe: