Every time I see the title of this thread I get that Eminem song stuck in my head. Though it's No instead of My.
Hmmmm, I could go looking for them myself, but methinks you keep them under your bed, in the closet, and chained up in your basement called "Deep Dickings."
I don't know if I'd call myself an instigator. There's simply enough differences between myself and the average American that arguments are usually inevitable.