Is being possessive in a black mans 'nature'?

It is pretty damn funny now (not then lol). He was a complete douche

 

My man plays basketball I suck at it
eats fried chicken 4 days out of the week I rarely eat that garbage
is baptist non religious
owns way too many pairs of Jordans Maybe when I was 17
braids his hair Dark Ceasar always
drinks koolaid Ok guilty
SMOKES BLUNTS ALL DAY Maybe in undergrad. I'm a grown up
uses cocoa butter Guilty too ashy not to lol
listens to hip hop and r&b I do but so do millions of other races. Asians are killing r&b right now.
dances well Ha I wish. 70 year old men with one foot dance better lol
drives a souped-up cutlass Um no. This ain't the West Coast and its not the 90s
and looooves his mama If a man doesn't love his mama run away, far away


So according to this I'm not black? Who knew?

 

I know, it's quite probable that you don't "get" a lot about many things.

There was irony in my sarcasm, which itself is usually expressed in ironic terms. Take an English course or two.

You can't write a coherent sentence because you're Hispanic, right?

 

Lmao

 

lmao

 

Cosign

 

Hmmmm...thinks....

I used to play basket ball as a teenager, I like koolaid, I still listen to hip hop and r&b, I dance very well, I love cool sneakers and of course I love my Mommy....

Shit! I think Im a black man in disguise......runs to the mirror pulling down her pants....

 

just wondering what is this koolaid?

 

Lmao welcome to the club brotha

 

I was gonna say nectar of the Gods but close enough lol

 

ok not something i will drink .. dont like flavourite drinks

 

If theres one thing I got out of this thread, its the revelation that.....









FG holds out past the 5th date :smt081

 

ROFL, that should have been the 5th and final date FG.

Its like these dudes think that by saying that shit white women are supposed to feel sorry for them and kiss their booboo.

I'm black, woe is me, I can't help it. W.T.F.

That dude was just thirsty for ass, nothing else.

 

Its funny you say that... here's another thing for you guys to tear apart.

My guy works on a naval ship with a bunch of white dudes. I asked him how many other black men worked there and he said he was the only one. Later on we went out with some of his coworkers and low and behold there WAS another black guy. I asked him about it later and his response was 'he doesn't count - he was raised white'.

Is black not also a culture as well as a skin color?

 

You have a lot of good points. I really just plan on minding myself while I'm with him because he's worth it.

 

I don't think he's as bad as I might have made him sound although if conditions were the way you imagine then I'd definitely already be out of the relationship. Its not like he's yanking my by the hair out of some establishments in fits of jealousy. The other day he met me at a place for drinks and when he showed up I was smoking a cigarette and talking to two guys. He was really quiet and acted ornery for a while before he got over it. I can deal with that. whatever.
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90 day rule straight from "thing like a man" lol

Cant be mad at that haha

 

Yeah because your bf is the authority on black people. Mods troll on aisle two. Clean up needed