what turns you off?

Ignorance, racism, sexism. homophobia, idiots.....

 

Women who rock some old funky ass so overbearing that it can impregnate the room perfume like it's hot shit.

 

I'd make your head explode, I haven't ironed a shirt in years.

 

neither have i. i don't believe i actually own an iron

 

My biggest turn off is hearing a woman talk about her exes... whether it's complaining or praising. Leave the past in the past.

Another is taking a woman out only to hear her talk man bash the entire date.

Another is a funky ass attitude and negativity.

 

neither do I. If I have an "oh darn, this is way too wrinkled" moment, I just take out my hair straightener.... it works the same way :smt023

 

You can always fantasize about shoving a 9 iron up Tiger Wood's spinchter. Just saying... :smt026

 

I have an ironing talent per se. All the guys I have been with have asked me not to iron their stuff. It's not my strong suit.

Define funky.

 

I'm pretty good at ironing (military experience leads to such a skill) but do not expect my man to be a pro

 

Extreme neediness for attention
Poor critical thinking skills
Lack of depth in music, film and literature tastes
Excessive use of profanity in casual conversation (unless angered)
Excessive reliance on traditional mores and gender roles (lack of independence)
Cigarette smoking

 

Mean, nasty...

 

kind of like your every day attitude

 

I have a unique ironing tactic.

Step 1) Put shit in dryer
Step 2) Wait for dryer to finish
Step 3) Take shit out of dryer and hang up immediately

If for any reason I'm not able to get to my shit immediately after the dryer finishes (like... 45 mins or so) I repeat from Step 1.

 

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snap. that's exactly how it goes in my house as well

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mines longer

 

a turn off huh?
let's see.

When she says a sentence that is just a regular sentence.......

.........and then laughs at it like it was a bill burr punchline.

what was the premise? where's the joke? I don't get it.



I also don't like a heavy heavy heavy drinker.

I drink, but moderation runs the show.

there's plenty more, but I'll just end up babbling and digressing.

 

rough feet! women shouldnt have rachet feet.

 

Ugh.

 

This is exactly what I do 90% of the time