Taking "marking your territory to a whole new level" :D

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  1. GQ Brotha

    GQ Brotha New Member

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/man-urinated-on-office-chairs-768912

    Police Bust Creepy Iowan Who Soiled Seats
    Perp urinated on office chairs of female coworkers

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    Maybe this dude has watched too many nature documentaries about males scent marking their territory with urine or something. :D

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    LOL @ someone who posted - "Imagine how that dinner conversation went... Honey, I got fired today.......lol."
     
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    GQ Brotha, Apr 5, 2012
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  2. Alinoa

    Alinoa New Member

    Really?
    Uhm....wow. 4500$ worth of damaged office chairs. He must work with a lot of pretty girls. That a lot of office chairs.
     
    Alinoa, Apr 5, 2012
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  3. goodlove

    goodlove New Member

    thats nasty
     
    goodlove, Apr 5, 2012
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  4. GQ Brotha

    GQ Brotha New Member

    $450 a pop per chair. Damn.

    Loved this comment someone made "Whatever just happened to a nice card?"
     
    GQ Brotha, Apr 5, 2012
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  5. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    Pure-AID White Water
    Lasts a long time on the toilet seat.

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    Morning Star, Apr 5, 2012
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  6. JordanC

    JordanC Well-Known Member

    Ewww what a weirdo.
     
    JordanC, Apr 5, 2012
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  7. Jase

    Jase Active Member

    Gross. And those must have been some expensive chairs:eek:
     
    Jase, Apr 6, 2012
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  8. Nebula J

    Nebula J New Member

    yep, seems reasonable
     
    Nebula J, Apr 6, 2012
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  9. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

    i've always thought that cards and flowers were overrated
     
    wtarshi, Apr 6, 2012
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  10. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    What a dirty nasty POS.. Reminds me of the teacher giving semen laced cookies to his students, or that creep who was caught on camera pissing in the breakroom coffee-pot to get back at his boss.
    Never mind that co-workers drank from it, not just his boss. [​IMG]

    Anyhoo...this part...
    Stains? What a bout the stank piss smell? Nobody noticed any the next day? :confused: [​IMG]
     
    Bliss, Apr 6, 2012
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  11. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    Maybe he has cum that also serves as a deodorant?

     
    Morning Star, Apr 6, 2012
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  12. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    Well only a man would think cum smelled cute. I bet guys think dingle-berries smell like fruit, huh? :eek:

    :p
     
    Bliss, Apr 6, 2012
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  13. Stizzy

    Stizzy Well-Known Member

    :smt078. Lol
     
    Stizzy, Apr 6, 2012
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  14. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    Nah, he wants to leave some his protein in their shakes. :toimonster:

     
    Morning Star, Apr 6, 2012
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  15. GQ Brotha

    GQ Brotha New Member

    :smt043:smt043:smt043
     
    GQ Brotha, Apr 6, 2012
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  16. orejon4

    orejon4 Well-Known Member

    LOL :rolleyes:

    This thread makes me want to take a shower.
     
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    orejon4, Apr 6, 2012
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  17. Stizzy

    Stizzy Well-Known Member

    Ikr. Pissing on that many chairs should have had a nifty aroma. Lol. Nothing but the dog in him! Solution:
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    Stizzy, Apr 6, 2012
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  18. GQ Brotha

    GQ Brotha New Member

    ROFL.
     
    GQ Brotha, Apr 6, 2012
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