Conservative Journalist's Night-Time Job

A good buddy of mine already beat me to another topic, which I'll reply to soon. Anyway, onward to the topic!

Conservative Journalist's Night-Time Job​

I must confess something dear to my heart. Many liberal women are truly attractive, however, I happen to find conservative women to be quite a treat, even if they are dumb as a brick philosophically. Having said that, this article reinforces my sexual yearnings of the red and right women.

Sarah Tressler, an adjunct professor who has a masters in Journalism, who also writes for a conservative newspaper magazine, has a night job...as a stripper! Now, for all you wondering or too lazy to click, this attractive brunette could be best described as, YUM! Of course, the meat and potatoes of this thread is the "controversy" behind it.

Don't believe me? See for yourself!

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My personal take? In hard times (and men, harder times below the belt), you have to learn how to get by. Sure, Prof. Tressler could be acquiring a decent income by being a professor AND a journalist, but you can never truly have enough money. Plus, you do what you need to keep your head above the waters, eh?

Besides, I don't think this should be controversial at all. She's using whatever's necessary and she's doing it...for America!

 

Oh. The hypocrisy.
I bet the controversial fucktards behind the controversy are men who are the first to leave work early and go to a strip club for a lap dance.

And the women?
Just jealous they can't be conservative and look that good at the same time.

Rawr!

 

Yeah, they are the "ninjas" of our generation. Just look at some of the techniques they can pull off:

1. Santorum Creamy Surprise.
2. Life and Freedom Balls
3. The Third Way DP

 

Yuck!
Do I really have to think about any of those rat bastards being turned on by anything other than their own (self imposed) badassness?

*looks for brain bleach*

 

Does this help?

Hmmmm, if that's scarring your brain, then maybe you can look at this instead...

 

LOL. you know how it is .....do as I say not as I do

 

Indeed. They are clearly enamored by their tails covered in monkey dung.

 

Yummy!

You know..I think imma bit old for you.

I have an almost adult daughter. 18 in July

 

Hmmm, I'm eight years older than her. Does that still make me too young?

 

Holy frocks. You are 10 years younger than me.

 

And you still look like you're 25!

 

But I'm not. I'm closer to 40 (gulp) than 30.
*sobs*

I know looking young is an Important factor in how u feel and I feel closer to 16 than 40 but still knowing the numbers are that big bothers me.

 

LOL, you think it bothers Hugh Heffner, it didn't bother J. Howard Marshall II when he saw Anna Nicole Smith breasts, not that I know what he could do with it by his age.

Maybe its time women give men a taste of their own medicine of going younger.

 

I'm sure that if you were to encounter someone my age and you have the sexual cravings for that person, your nose wouldn't detect the scent of a pacifier emitting from his body.

So, the best course of action is...if a young man flirts with you, do not allow the numbers to conflict with your sexual urges. Work with it and exercise great standings.

 

ROFL

 

But..but...but..
That's totally different from what I'd normally do.
Therefore my brain refuses to allow me to do it.
:smt019

 

See, Aliona? This man here can tell you how delicious women like you truly are!

Hell, blk4ww told me this one thing he did with his woman that resulted in performing the "Cum de Grace". And since that day...he's been a healthier, stronger black man. And it's all because of that lovely older white woman he covets ever so dearly!

 

Hmmmm...I guess I need to go further...

 

Cum de Grace? Ok..is her name grace? If so that's not fair because it's not something I can learn to do. Graceful yes. Grace? No.

If not? Holy hell! What is it? I must learn!

 

Stop it. Jedi mind tricks don't work on me. :smt104