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Discussion in 'Humor and Puzzles' started by Malik True, Dec 12, 2008.

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Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

chesbaygrl7 said: ↑

If you are 36, or older, you might think this is funny!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning....Uphill... Barefoot...BOTH ways....yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!

But now that I'm over the ripe old age of forty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!

1) I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!

2) There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!

3) Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!

4) There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!

5) Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?

6) We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!

7) There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOSH !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.

8) And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

9) We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen.. Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

10) You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!

11) There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little brats!

12) And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!

13) And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores!

And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were lucky, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!

See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1970 or any time before!

Regards,
The Over 40 Crowd
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Great post, Ches. :smt023

I also remember my mother sending me into the store to buy her cigarettes when I was in elementary school. lol

Tamstrong, Mar 21, 2012

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blackbull1970 Well-Known Member

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blackbull1970, Mar 21, 2012

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blackbull1970 Well-Known Member

blackbull1970, Mar 21, 2012

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Stizzy Well-Known Member

blackbull1970 said: ↑

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Lol lol. Dude looked like, "What the f%@k". Lol

Stizzy, Mar 21, 2012

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Stizzy Well-Known Member

Tamstrong said: ↑

Great post, Ches. :smt023

I also remember my mother sending me into the store to buy her cigarettes when I was in elementary school. lol
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I can't count the times I walked a couple of blocks to the nearest 7eleven for cigs!! Lol

Stizzy, Mar 21, 2012

#2405
Stizzy Well-Known Member

chesbaygrl7 said: ↑

If you are 36, or older, you might think this is funny!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning....Uphill... Barefoot...BOTH ways....yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!

But now that I'm over the ripe old age of forty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!

1) I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!

2) There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!

3) Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!

4) There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!

5) Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?

6) We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!

7) There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOSH !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.

8) And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

9) We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen.. Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

10) You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!

11) There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little brats!

12) And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!

13) And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores!

And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were lucky, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!

See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1970 or any time before!

Regards,
The Over 40 Crowd
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Damn!!! Flashback!! Oh yeah,, I was the damn remote!! Lol

Stizzy, Mar 21, 2012

#2406
hntr18 Well-Known Member

hntr18, Mar 22, 2012

#2407
Bliss Well-Known Member

chesbaygrl7 said: ↑

If you are 36, or older, you might think this is funny!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning....Uphill... Barefoot...BOTH ways....yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!

But now that I'm over the ripe old age of forty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!

1) I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!

2) There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!

3) Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!

4) There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!

5) Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?

6) We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!

7) There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOSH !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.

8) And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

9) We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen.. Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

10) You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!

11) There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little brats!

12) And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!

13) And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores!

And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were lucky, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!

See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1970 or any time before!

Regards,
The Over 40 Crowd
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#5. Hysterical and so true!

And #6, omfg! They need to add the pay phone. If my mum was on the house phone gas-bagging, I used to have to walk to the phone box to call my gf and then I'd have some asshole huff and puff behind me as they waited to use it.

Or what about the mute button. When we didn't want the caller to hear our mom or dad being obnoxious, we'd use our chest to ask them to "be quiet, pleeeease!'

Bliss, Mar 22, 2012

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Bliss Well-Known Member

OMFG the car seats one. Last minute safety-arm! lmaoooo! :smt081

Bliss, Mar 22, 2012

#2409
Ra Well-Known Member

chesbaygrl7 said: ↑

If you are 36, or older, you might think this is funny!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning....Uphill... Barefoot...BOTH ways....yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!

But now that I'm over the ripe old age of forty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!

1) I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!

2) There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!

3) Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!

4) There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!

5) Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?

6) We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!

7) There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOSH !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.

8) And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

9) We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen.. Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

10) You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!

11) There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little brats!

12) And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!

13) And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores!

And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were lucky, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!

See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1970 or any time before!

Regards,
The Over 40 Crowd
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Numbers 9 & 11. I'm constantly telling my kids both of these thing and they all ways look at me as if I'm crazy. " Is that why you're so mean?" Little shits....

Ra, Mar 23, 2012

#2410
Ches Well-Known Member

Eye of Ra said: ↑

Numbers 9 & 11. I'm constantly telling my kids both of these thing and they all ways look at me as if I'm crazy. " Is that why you're so mean?" Little shits....
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:smt043

I called my son that once - he never lets me forget it either!

Ches, Mar 23, 2012

#2411
Ra Well-Known Member

chesbaygrl7 said: ↑

:smt043

I called my son that once - he never lets me forget it either!
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I don't actually call them that to their faces but their mom those, but only when they really piss her off. Otherwise she call's them "the demon seeds of your loins".

Ra, Mar 23, 2012

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Alinoa New Member

Eye of Ra said: ↑

Numbers 9 & 11. I'm constantly telling my kids both of these thing and they all ways look at me as if I'm crazy. " Is that why you're so mean?" Little shits....
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Or how u would have to a week for cartoons and then they would be in Spanish on Sunday

Alinoa, Mar 23, 2012

#2413
Ches Well-Known Member

Eye of Ra said: ↑

I don't actually call them that to their faces but their mom those, but only when they really piss her off. Otherwise she call's them "the demon seeds of your loins".
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Isn't it funny how, when they're bad, they're "your kids" but when they're good they're "my kids?" Lol!

Ches, Mar 23, 2012

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Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

Stizzy said: ↑

I can't count the times I walked a couple of blocks to the nearest 7eleven for cigs!! Lol
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LOL...I remember walking to the store at 10 years old & telling 'em "I need a pack of Viceroys." like I was asking for candy or something.

Eye of Ra said: ↑

Numbers 9 & 11. I'm constantly telling my kids both of these thing and they all ways look at me as if I'm crazy. " Is that why you're so mean?" Little shits....
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Yeah, my little shit gave me that look many times for both of those, & I don't think he really believed me until he was almost grown & saw some of the old video games on the internet. I don't know how he's survive without his X Box or the Cartoon Network, lol.

Tamstrong, Mar 23, 2012

#2415
Ra Well-Known Member

chesbaygrl7 said: ↑

Isn't it funny how, when they're bad, they're "your kids" but when they're good they're "my kids?" Lol!
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Or something bad: "Clearly that's your side of the gene pool at work."

Good: "Thank You. My side of the family obviously."

Tamstrong said: ↑

Yeah, my little shit gave me that look many times for both of those, & I don't think he really believed me until he was almost grown & saw some of the old video games on the internet. I don't know how he's survive without his X Box or the Cartoon Network, lol.
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I still have both an old Nintendo and Sega Genesis sitting up in the bedroom closet and I just for the heck of it one time I hooked up the Nintendo and they were freaking out because of the flat 2D & side scrolling play.

Ra, Mar 23, 2012

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Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

Eye of Ra said: ↑

I still have both an old Nintendo and Sega Genesis sitting up in the bedroom closet and I just for the heck of it one time I hooked up the Nintendo and they were freaking out because of the flat 2D & side scrolling play.
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I have a lot of the old stuff too, but it didn't take long before he decided that even though they were old & weird, the games were worth playing. He was even showing them to his friends like he'd discovered some ancient artifacts or something.

Tamstrong, Mar 23, 2012

#2417
Ra Well-Known Member

Tamstrong said: ↑

I have a lot of the old stuff too, but it didn't take long before he decided that even though they were old & weird, the games were worth playing. He was even showing them to his friends like he'd discovered some ancient artifacts or something.
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My knuckleheads haven't gotten to that point just yet. They are just now learning to appreciate some of the older TV shows, cartoons & movies from back when. It'll be awhile before they get to the video games.

Ra, Mar 23, 2012

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Ra Well-Known Member

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Ra, Mar 23, 2012

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Stizzy Well-Known Member

Eye of Ra said: ↑

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Lol. Flicker!! Lol. Damn Ra

Stizzy, Mar 23, 2012

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