So what are the best pick-up lines you have???

i love to collect them and tell em to my friends

my favorite ones are

"are you the bourgeoisie? because ur causing an uprising in my lower class "

i guess that one is only good for history people

and then the second one is


"what has 20 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? ........ this guy's zipper *points to pants*"

again this only works if ur a guy :/ lol

 

Could you hold this as I take a walk? *holds out hand*


I love dorky pick-up lines... :smt055

 

oooooo i really like that one!!!!!!!! imma try it out tomorrow

 

"do these pants make my dick look big?"

 

lol that is the quickest way to get her to look

 

How about you and me get some pizza and fuck?
What? You don't like pizza?

 

lol
:smt038

 

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

:smt036

 

classic

 

"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"

&

"What time do you get off?" [response] "Can I watch?"

 

So out of all your friends would you say you're the prettiest?(most say no)
Awesome that means I have a shot hi my name is. ....

 

girl you should sell hotdogs

because you already know how to make a wiener stand

 

if you were a shin

id bang you on my coffee table

 

OMG!!! That caught me off guard. That is hilarious.

 

"I was thinking maybe we could go out and get a little something to nibble on and if our jaws isn't hurting, we could get some food to eat too."

 

LOL

 

i wonder how often u use this

 

LOL Not often.

 

Hey girl. Do you have a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them.

 

Depends on who it's used on, I guess. Sometimes they could work, especially if there can be a cute 'comeback' to it, which ends up with both people actually chatting.
But, to get into someone's pants only, the lines are kinda lame. "Let's fuck" should work... depending on where you are