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This is totally my dad
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Both my grandmothers and all my aunts and my mom

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And this is my mom all the way

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Had to post this one because she is basically my dream girl. Swoon


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Not my Wife but she is pretty damn close to it. I got it made.

 

I don't care what the haters say this was hilarious

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Why does this one sound racist to me?

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I don't care what the haters say this was hilarious - fanny

 

Love you too boobs:smt023

 

Hilarious Cause It's True

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You do know who this chick is, right??

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Yeah I saw this one too. She was really annoying there. Total air head

 

you should tell your girlfriend that if she would just put the back of her lawn chair down and lay back her stomach will look flatter

 

You would know

 

He goes..."I don't want to be with no big girl"

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This guy keeps talking about losing weight...

He goes, "I'm going hard in the gym this year, son"

He goes, 'I'm about to make this protein shake and do some P90X"..hangs up the phone and eats cake!" :smt005

He goes, "What when I get this weight off, all the hoes are gonna want me!"

Then he tells his friend about going to Australia to get his playboy on! :smt005

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lmao fricking hilarious

 

:smt043so damn funny

 

all of these things were said on my birthright trip lol smh

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HILARIOUS

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Fat questions...what a hoot

 

This kid is so hilarious

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Is that one of those play kitchens behind him? Holy rusted metal batman..I haven't seen one of those in like 30 years.

 

lmao didn't even notice till you said that.