So tonight was my first day back in the gym since being fired in December. I'm running on the treadmill when I notice this slim fit tender thang in those sexy yoga pants (up by the front door) just straight gawking at me. I'm thinking, "hell yeah, I still got it since the last time i was here!"...so i pump the speed up to 12.4mph, now I'm starting to get winded like shit but ol' gal can't take her eyes off me, so i have to show her I have endurance and stamina. Then I strut over to the free weights, struggling from all these days out of the gym but I peek nonchalantly over by the front door and this fine ass chick eyes are still glued to me :smt007...so instead of taking it easy, I pile on more weights like it's nothing to a boss but I'm now feeling woozy, seeing green stars, my arms are locking up and shit So I play it off like I'm taking a break (knowing damn well my ass was done for the night) I make my way over towards the water fountain by the front door walking tall and mighty like the motherfucking man so I can see what this chick is talking about....just as i'm about to speak.....I look closer.... It's a got damn mannequin! Gym is advertising areobics week at the gym. Man, my dumb ass almost killed myself over this fake bitch, I'm still a little light headed right now
It sounds like this scenario played out over several minutes at least. And she's completely motionless as a statue:shock: this whole time. That's a long time for a person to not move, unless they're a mime or something. lol