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HAHA!

 

Same here. I was like, what the fuck is this about a damn badger.

 

After a shower I prefer to air dry my balls. However, if I'm in a rush to get dressed I'll go ahead and towel dry.

 

........Make sure to hold the heated nozzle close......It will help to hasten the sterilization process.......

 

tears

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the honey badger don't give a shit

 

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I was at a restaurant with a friend eating when I read this!! Thankfully, I managed not to spit my food all over her or the table!

 

Am I the only one that cant stand coconut water??

I try and try, but I always think it tastes like there is something wrong with it.

 

Cosign. Try almond milk I love that shit.

 

Mmm, almond milk rocks!

 

I bought some at a health food grocery (not Whole Foods but like it). Had heard how it quenchs your thirst and replaces nutrients. I could not drink more than ne sip. When I got home I brought the box inside to look the name up and see if I bought a terrible brand and it was top rated. Never again.

The brand I got was Vita Coco btw. Blech.

 

That is why I try to like it, for its benefits but I just cant understand why everybody seem to rave over how amazing it tastes I really think it tastes like its rancid or something. I did what you did JC.

Nic and Dk, yes, Almond milk is awesome

 

When I lived in Cali, I made my own. I also made whipped cream with cashews one time. Never thought that would taste good, but it was delicious!

 

Give me my f ing bonus! I got bills to pay.:smt018

 

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ur bonus is going to pay for someone's welfare...get over it

 

:smt042

 

Men do not let yourselves be fooled by porn.

These ugly and flabby dudes who magically get women to spread their legs simply by showing up is all part of the fantasy. You want the "sweet stuff", you're gonna have to work for it. Get yourself in shape and learn how to make a woman laugh with you, not at you.

That is all.

 

went into the city with the kids today and we took our pedometer with us. there were 12226 steps taken from the end of our drive to the front of our door.

 

anyone after some genuine kangaroo scrotum flasks?

 

AWWW!! Lots of eunuch kangaroos around!!!:weedman:

 

kissing them goodbye....