University of "Do Whatever You Want To Do"

Dear Sir or Madam,

Congratulations! You've been accepted into the University of "Do Whatever You Want To Do". As our University acknowledges a change in the student body and the values of today, class selections and descriptions are decided upon by the students themselves.

An example of some of our offered courses include Procrastination 101, Laziness 204, Sex 475, Singing 354 and Bullshitting 311. This is not an exhaustive list, only some that have been developed as we conversed in the chat room. We ask for our students to be creative! The course descriptions will be determined by the students interested in taking the course and can be changed as needed.

In order to confirm attendance for the next semester, please reply with the major you'd like to enroll in, and the classes you are interested in taking.


Sincerely,

SKJGal101
Nocturnalmission
Nicole89Marsh

 

My Major Aim: Major of Awesomeness and Professional Lovette
My Classes for Semester 1:
Sex Edcuation 1000,
Acting 274,
Geometry of Comedy 672,
Essentials of Seducing a Man 392.

Semester 2: Applicants of Seducing a Man 397
Algebra of Comedy
Sex Education 922

I'll be teaching this class:
Science of Love and Forever Bond
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This class is offered in Semester 2, and will be taking place everyday of the school week. We'll be learning and discussing various controversies on Love and fixing/getting involved in/exploring the wonderful science of the levels of relationships.

 

Pretty young white ladies with a sense of humour thats nice. Just wondering if the fascination by college students with spring break and the things that go with it is real or a myth.

 

As a self appointed novice, I'll be teaching Procrastination for Professionals, Prolonged Sleeping during Conferences (while appearing to be alert), Sensual Massage, Moaning to the Music, and Foreplay for Two....

I'll be taking the following classes:

Sex 101, 102, 110, 210, 350, 400, and 1000, Sensuous Kissing, Touching and Embracing, Kinky Clothing, Taking Ones Time versus Quickies and Orgasmic Face Making...

Am down for extra credit and one on one study group with the right woman....

 

Wait, lemme double check my schedule paper....hmmm....Hehe I'm in the same Sex ed class as you. xD I wonder who our professor is...

 

I'm teaching Seduction 875-
This is an introductory class on seducing deaf females :lol:




The classes I'm taking for the next semester:

Bar-ology 247:
Class only offered on Friday and Saturday nights. Different forms of alcohol will be sampled, and the effects they have will be analyzed.

Advanced Procrastination 305:
This course consists of how to procrastinate while pulling an all-nighter to actually complete work.

I'm not sure which of the Sex classes I'm in, forget the course number.. whichever has the lab component with the hands on experience and a different position 'taught' in every class :lol:

I need one more class though, so I'll have to do some more thinking!
Maybe Noc's Sensual Massage or Foreplay for Two class.


Is anyone else in any of my classes?

 

I think you're in the same Sex class as Noc and me. :smt081 But I'm not too sure. I'll have to double check. And might I make a suggestion and take "Love Chemistry 274" ? I hear they got some good "science" in there! LOL xD

 

I'm teaching Seduction 875-
This is an introductory class on seducing deaf females

Sign me up Nicole!

 

Funkanomics 1000000
Stack Money 1000000
Chillin' 1000000
Being Above God Status 1000000(I already shit on this class, I just had to fill all 12 units)

 

Sign me up for those too!! Damn, now I have too many hours!!

 

haha i wish that was my college it's sooo annoying now to study for finals im putting it off

 

Don't worry! This is a different kind of university, remember? There's some overlap with Seduction 875 and the other classes you want :lol"

 

Cool! Load me up!! Lol

 

Currently taking prayer 101 202 303 and 404

Because that's what I'm gonna need to get a well paying job in this economy lol.

 

I am Dr. B. Wise, Ph.D and I'll be teaching the following courses:

Bullshitting 4029 - An academic approach to get ahead in politics, business, and typical everyday life.

Blue Balls 1001 - A concrete analysis on the advantages and disadvantages of holding off any means to nut. Then there will be tutorials on how to fuck someone royally with your new found nutting experiences.

Shock Sites 1040 - A beginners course on exploring the internet's many memes based on sick ass shit and filth!

Shock Sites 2200 - An intermediate course providing continuing from Shock Sites 1040. Concrete analysis and how to create your own shock site.

Shock Sites 3390 - Continuing from the intermediate course, this course will provide students the tools necessary to not only create shock videos and images, but also acquire mass appeal.

Sex Education 1000 - The basic analysis on sex, it's history, and profound effects.

Sex Education 2330 - Pre-requisite is Sex Ed. 1000. I will demonstrate and show various sex positions and how to properly please people of the opposite (and same sex). Assistant Teachers will be provided.

GRAD. COURSE(S):

Jibberish 6099 - How to talk out of your ass and be a professional, certified nut!

 

Lol. 2nd semester.

 

Dr. Wise,
Can I take Sex Education 1000 and 2330 concurrently? Will there be hands on experience as well, or only demonstrations? Do you hold any office hours, in case I want extra credit?

 

Will be lecturing Wet T-Shirt 101 2. Grabass 202 and 3. Dicktation 303 in all female college and i prefer a umm hands on approach.

 

Do students work in groups??

 

Sex Ed. 1000 is a pre-requisite, so you won't be able to take both courses simultaneously. However, with sexua....errr...special emiss...errr...permission, you're allow to take the special course Sex Education 1078 which all of Sex Ed. 1000 and 1/2 of Sex. Ed. 2330.

My office hours are M-W-F at 8am-3pm. Come see me for (s)extra credit!