[YOUTUBE]sVf3UaZePC8[/YOUTUBE] Here is a commercial that shows a relationship that's a complete ratfuck*. First we see Kyle who goes all in apparently from the first meeting with Lisa. He puts her in the "Love of My Life" circle from the jump. No ambiguity here. Kyle is in love with Lisa. We're done with Kyle now, he and we are just waiting for Lisa to come to the same conclusion. Lisa on the other hand, none too impressed with our young hero, puts Kyle in the "Creepers" circle and she has a lot of them. Even a girl is in there going by the profile pics. Apparently a lot of people creep Lisa the hell out. Yet she stays in contact with them anyway. Interesting. Then she decides to move him from the Creepers circle to her "Book Club" circle. What probably happened was Kyle saw in her hand bag a book she was reading, ran to the book store and read the inside flap of it then pretended he read the same book. "Oh my God! You're reading that too?!? I just finished it..." yeah Kyle we know the deal. Then she moves him from there to the "Guys With Cars" circle which has got to be one of the most superficial circles I've ever seen. Where's the "Guys With 12 inches" circle or "Guys who make over 100k a year" circle? So now we see that Kyle is basically in the friend-zone. Which is a horrible place to be for guys attracted to or in love with a girl. You get all of the responsibilities of a boyfriend but none of the benefits. You gotta listen to her stories no matter how inane, feign interest in whatever activities she likes no matter how mindbogglingly boring it is to you and schlep her non-car having ass to and from places whenever she doesn't feel like taking the bus. Basically he's become her personal valet. We've got to be at least three months into this "relationship" and I guarantee you Kyle hasn't even gotten to first base yet. Read The Complete Article