Funny Ass Shit Thread....

Discussion in 'Humor and Puzzles' started by Malik True, Dec 12, 2008.

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  1. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

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    Tamstrong, Oct 19, 2011
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  2. Sin Mari

    Sin Mari New Member

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    Sin Mari, Oct 19, 2011
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  3. blackbull1970

    blackbull1970 Well-Known Member

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    blackbull1970, Oct 20, 2011
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  4. Sin Mari

    Sin Mari New Member

    This is funny, because it's true. So sad. :smt043
     
    Sin Mari, Oct 20, 2011
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  5. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

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    Morning Star, Oct 22, 2011
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  6. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    Too funny! I have way too many days like that at work.
     
    Ches, Oct 22, 2011
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  7. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    u aint lyin

    time drags ass at work, but when i'm at peace resting my eyelids, it seems to fly on by

    :smt019

    i wish there was an auto-pilot button for work, lol

    (then again, you may wake up with a banana up your ass)
     
    pettyofficerj, Oct 22, 2011
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  8. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    Ummm, and where do you work??!
     
    Ches, Oct 22, 2011
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  9. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    corporate?
     
    pettyofficerj, Oct 22, 2011
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  10. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

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    Tamstrong, Oct 22, 2011
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  11. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    Lol u guys are silly
     
    pettyofficerj, Oct 22, 2011
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  12. Sin Mari

    Sin Mari New Member

    This is awesome! Hahaha!!
     
    Sin Mari, Oct 22, 2011
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  13. blackbull1970

    blackbull1970 Well-Known Member

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    blackbull1970, Oct 24, 2011
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  14. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    You Don't Know Jack Schitt!

    Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."
    Now you can intellectually handle the situation:

    Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.

    They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

    Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

    After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
    Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock.

    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

    Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

    The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.

    The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

    So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them!

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    Morning Star, Oct 24, 2011
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  15. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

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    Morning Star, Oct 24, 2011
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  16. blackbull1970

    blackbull1970 Well-Known Member

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    blackbull1970, Oct 25, 2011
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  17. Sin Mari

    Sin Mari New Member

    Truth! :smt042:smt042
     
    Sin Mari, Oct 25, 2011
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  18. pettyofficerj

    pettyofficerj New Member

    for one, guys dont want to be seen as gay, so any sort of attention-to-detail for another man is waved off

    :eek:
     
    pettyofficerj, Oct 25, 2011
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  19. Sin Mari

    Sin Mari New Member

    But you're really looking at the guy and thinking "Wow, his ass looks great in those pants!". :smt083
     
    Sin Mari, Oct 25, 2011
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  20. LA

    LA Well-Known Member

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    LA, Oct 25, 2011
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