I don't see the big deal about Adele.

Did you rip your clothes off and felt your body up while squirting the daisies all over the woofers>

 

Good grief - graphic much? I am much more discrete in my pleasures - THENK YOH VERRRRY MUCH. ahem.

I was an English Rose in a past life.

 

If you think that's graphic...read the Tunacat Story!

 

Your "tunacat" story is no correlation to this thread - you are an attention whore for that silliness IMHO and I don't believe that story is real. Stop being silly. I really think you're on the sauce big time.

 

Did you even read the story?

 

my computer was acting up, read what I wrote ^^

 

The story wasn't meant to bear any correlation to the thread at all. Actually, it pertained to YOU in particular. And if that's your response, I wonder what else can tick you hard? And I'm not referring to a throbbing clit either.

 

Why would that story appeal to me at all???? You obviously don't know anything about me.:smt011 It's gross. We were talking about music.
WTF??? A person's taste in music tells you more about them than just about anything.

 

You assumed my previous description of you straddling on a woofer and doing the nasty was "graphic", therefore I decided to share with you something closer to "graphic" content. And the twist is...that actually happened.

 

Quit congratulating yourself - you were being graphic the whole time - it wasn't too hard to spot. That's pretty much all you do. I doubt you could do subtle if you tried.

 

Look, if you want to buy me a filter to turn my mouth into G-Rated stuff, go ahead, but the battery pack won't last even a day. Besides, you're one to talk. You're a bigger pervert than me.

 

Maybe so (?? but I doubt it). At least I know how to make it sound poetic.

And I know how to shut it off.

You also take perverted to a whole new level of grossness that I find very disturbing, and try to throw it at people to shock them. Not nice.

Lay off the sauce.

 

Awww come on Augusta! You've officially figured me out now! My intentions is not just for shock, but to get you thinking and desensitize your mind. I happen to fancy that role.

And what sauce are you talking about? I never touched your sauce. :smt084

 

I don't need you to "get me thinking", or to "desensitize" me. I have long ago taken it upon myself to do that for myself. If there is something I don't know about, I research it. I have pretty much heard of and seen everything there is to see - if I want to know about it, I will seek it out for myself - I don't need to be escorted or ambushed like a recalcitrant child. You forget how old I am compared to yourself. I already THINK far too much as it is.

Like I said, quit congratulating yourself, and do not make the foolish mistake of fancying yourself as "teacher" over me. You will quickly learn to regret it.

 

Actually, you're not THAT old. You feel old by the throbbing sensations between your legs, but really? Nah...you're far from old. And you can always learn from me. I can teach you a million tricks to making your life a lot less...bitter. Thinking is good, but you need an up-leveled bit of thinking and you can only get that from me! Besides, why so serious and deviant all of a sudden? Are you THAT upset with me? Is my world THAT traumatic for you to explore? Come now...you're an artist, right? At least step into my domain for once and reminisce on your happier existence.

 

I never said I was bitter. You, however, have resorted to the ugliest of the ugly. Your snakes, puss, bugs, and diseases are not seductive to my artistic nature. Thanks but no thanks. :smt069

 

Ugliest of the ugly? You claim my tamed material's ugly?! :-O Then what would constitute cockroaches seeping through a widow's orifice drenched in mustard smelling seminal fluid?

 

Um.

I love you, BBW...but, there's no reason for this.

:vom:

 

Ok. Do you really want me to put your ass on ignore? It will be a first for me on this site. All of that is your own sick mind's invention and I will have none of it. Keep it up, Brother, and you will have NO FRIENDS. You used to have some keen insight but now you are just annoying... and frankly, disgusting.

 

Thank you, Huntress. Why is he doing this? Is he mentally ill?