Woman Won't Leave The House Because She's Afraid of Gays

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-w...se-because-shes-afraid-of-gays/#disqus_thread

By: Jessica Wakeman

It’s a scary world out there! Hot coffee can be spilled. Butt sweat simmers on the bus seat. Sometimes there is old, lint-covered gum on the wall of a Gap changing room. And on top of those horrors of daily life, the American suburbs are teeming with gays.

Stacy Trasancos of Massachusetts, where gay marriage is legal, knows this terror all too well. This poor, victimized individual recently wrote on her blog that she won’t be leaving her house — where she is a stay-at-home mother of seven! — because she is afraid of gay people.

According to her post—titled “Can’t Even Go To The Park”—on her blog Accepting Abundance, Trasancos wrote:

First of all, two points for use of the phrase “what in tarnation.” In my head, the emphasis is on the first syllable — “tarnation” — with a bit of a twang. Expect to see that a lot more on The Frisky.

Second of all, this stupidity is too stupid to dignify with a response. There are actual people who are so victimized they “can’t even go to the park.” They are called cancer patients and AIDS sufferers and children hooked up to breathing machines. I just ... can’t ... with this. I am going to go write something else.

Now, let’s fight amongst ourselves about the best way to describe Trasancos’ devastating condition. I’m partial to “agora-homophobia” or “a-gay-aphobic.” But plain old “bigotry” works, too.
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The original blog post: http://www.acceptingabundance.com/2011/08/cant-even-go-to-park.html

 

This is serious business. Next thing you know she steps outside and a woman crams a dildo up her vagina or something!:smt081

 

Right? LOL

Actually, if you go to the link from the Frisky, and scroll down the comments to the one made by TheFriskyPixie and the people after her- seriously- some of the funniest stuff I've ever read.

But, if you read that woman's blog, she's actually indignant about the backlash she's getting. She's insistent that she's not bigoted, and her post wasn't hateful. Um, if that's not hateful, I'd hate to see what she does consider hateful.

 

If this is the right person, then she's apparently a scientist turned homemaker. Now logic would denote that a scientist wouldn't be afraid of gays in any light. So my question is...what sort of scientist was she?

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No idea! Why don't you e-mail her and ask?

 

Give it to me and my work will begin!

 

Being a stay-at home mother of 7, she probably wouldn't notice - it's already been used as an emergency exit from the clown car that is her womb.

 

She was a research chemist for DuPont. They got crazy homophobic scientist over there, unlike Monsanto which has all the loving and egalitarian scientist.

 

Something tells me that she needs to check her own chemicals in the brain. Either that or the work she was doing...the fumes must have went up her nasal duct.

 

:smt005:smt005:smt005

 

Hey, let's not make fun of this poor woman's affliction.

Gay cooties are serious business and she has small children to protect!!
Imagine one of her little girls scoots down a slide tainted with gaybies and becomes infected!!??
Next thing you know her little darling stops shaving her legs, starts wearing too much flannel and wants her mom to get her a buzzcut.

Gay cooties. There is no cure.:butthead:

 

lol how can someone be "affraid" of gay people? if someone feels uncomfortable around them then ok, but affraid?

 

lol @ gaybies

 

The fuck?