Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D

I rubbed one out in the community swimming pool 3 months ago, now 70% of the women in a 2 mile radius is expecting early next year.

- Jai"SuperSperm"see

Edit: If Nyx leaves that avatar up I'm going to have to make another visit to the pool and try to knock out that last 30%.

 

Why would you make up such a fanstastic tale? Seriously, and they why report it? Just dumb.

 

Yeah, right. The tv came right in her....

 

i think this is the perfect solution to getting pregnant and not having to go through the chore of sleeping with you

 

Yeah, cause the 3 or 4 minutes of sleeping with me is asking too much.

 

i would go as far as to say that would be 2 or 3 minutes too long

 

2 or 3 minutes too long and 2 or 3 inches too short...

 

sigh...if only you were closer:heart:

 

The getting pregnant isn't the chore part. That's the following 20 years ;-)

 

Reality Check: No Virgin Births ever took place in the history of the universe. Just saying...it's all a lie.

 

lol...i hear that