Funny Ass Shit Thread....

Discussion in 'Humor and Puzzles' started by Malik True, Dec 12, 2008.

  1. flaminghetero

    flaminghetero Well-Known Member

    Nothing is funnier than a Church fart...wooden benches are just made for farting.

    My fondest fart memories are during Midnight Mass,when Mr St Julian would fall asleep and fart himself awake...usually during the quietest part of the ceremony,when the priest is taking the communion wafers from the tabernacle.

    It was like he timed it..

    When I was an Alter Boy I made the sickest fart noise DURING MASS over the PA system when I was supposed to be getting matches...it killed.

    I called it my burrito fart...it make a moist sound towards the end that sounded like shit.:smt043

    Father fired the entire crew but it was worth it..


    The noises that pooter device makes is hilarious.

    I woke up this morning with an aching lower back from laughing so hard.
     
  2. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    Oh hell yeah! He actually patented that Pooter. I may want to order that soon and test it out in my redneck of the woods and see how they would react.

    Hahahaha, I think the best times someone were to fart would be when they least expect it.

     
  3. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    SO CRUEL! Hahahahah! Your dad should be ashamed for firing his crew because of a wet one YOU MADE!

    This brings back my high school years when me and a few of my friends use to have a Farting Clique. Basically, during class or during lunch in the library, we would have contests to see who could make the worst farts. I remember in my biology class, we all sat in the corners of the classroom and normally it's triggered when the teacher is about to make a point.

    Well, ONE day, one of my comrades let out a Silent, But Violent Fart and what that is is when you leak gas from ass without a sound. But the funk is so bad that it lingers around throughout the class and it travels. Well, someone let that out and for the rest of the class, we had to go to the lab because some of the students were choking and others were getting teary-eyed from the fart-tastic SBV.

    The teacher of course...was the person who choked on the gas throughout the whole time. But she did say it cleared up her allergies.

     
  4. GanjaGrl89

    GanjaGrl89 New Member

    lmfao that's hilarious!!! And I've never heard of SBV, but I've heard of SBD "Silent But Deadly." those videos were great! dudes a genious
     
  5. blackbull1970

    blackbull1970 Well-Known Member

    Keeping It Real

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  6. blackbull1970

    blackbull1970 Well-Known Member

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  10. Sin Mari

    Sin Mari New Member

    :smt042:smt042:smt042

    Holy crap!!!!!! That's fuckin' scary! :smt107
     
  11. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    Aw...that poor baby.
     
  12. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    Casey Anthony's new look??

    LMAO@ wanna be gangsters! Puleeeze.

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  13. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

  14. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    ^ ^ ^

    Wait- is that really in its mouth , or an angle optical illusion?
     
  15. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    I'm not sure, but I think it's really in there. :smt102
     
  16. Sin Mari

    Sin Mari New Member

    A child eating camel! So my mother's threats were true!!! :eek:
     
  17. Redeemed One Jr

    Redeemed One Jr Active Member

    Wow, from this picture to the one kid getting traumatized in the shopping cart, I'd say that kids these days are getting jacked up all kinds of ways. Forget over crowded prisons, we better start making room in the insane asylums. :smt119

    Still funny though :smt081
     
  18. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    GG...fancy you and I taking a trip to the Lakeside Mall and rip a little Pooters? ;)

    Tammy? Do the motherly thing, pick up that baby and kiss his wittle forehead and then his head would comfortably position himself on your chest and snuggle himself deep in your breasteses.

    SHIT!!!!!!!

     
  19. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    LOL! I do have to say though, my breasteses do tend to have a calming effect on babies. ;)
     
  20. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    Oh I would know it all too well! This baby especially would be all happy sinking his mouth on those sweet breasteses!

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