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I am eating lots of veggies and greens, I feel like a goat muchin on grass all day long. And this new shampoo+conditioner makes me shed lots of hair. Maybe I am a cat with a goat appetite.

 

nom nom nom nom. :smt106

 

I went to a phone store, they have unbelievably good looking flirtatious consultant, and I was hoping she would not call my name but with my bad luck she did call my name and I ended up sitting at her desk. She is very flirtatious; I have seen her do that to the customer before me. She started flirting with me, made me so nervous and shy (I am usually not the nervous type). I started to sweat profusely and stutter, lol, and to top it all off I had the biggest erection in the world…. and, and, I only went out with my shorts commando style, what an embarrassment! She knew she was doing shit like that to customers and I bet she is smiling inside…. What a bitch, lol.

 

Ok she might be a bitch but the thought of this all makes me :smt043 .

 

My mild allergies are not so mild this year. I am going to change my name to Allegra.

 

Don't worry, you'll get better soon JC!

 

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

Damn, JC that's a drastic change.

Hold on, let me log in to my Weiner tweet account, lol

 

I'll wait.

 

Girl, I've been miserable today - just feel like crap. I think my head might explode before it's all over. :-|

Of course she knew - as women we always know what we're doing. :smt047Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't be giving away our secrets like this, lol.

 

They had a thing on one of the morning shows that said this year is the worst year EVER allergy wise. Mine are usually non existant but not this year. I just went and bought some Zaditor. I wanted to go to an outdoor bar tonight but I guess I will take a pass.

 

I used to suffer with major Seasonal Allergy, to the point I could not breath & wanted to kill myself, it was that bad, year after year. I've tried all the drugs, the shots, nasal sprays, eye drops, OTC remedy, Allergy specialist, immune testing, blah, blah, blah, most of it did not work. The only thing that helped a little was Zyrtec, then one day a cute ditsy pharm rep recmd Singuilar, from all ppl of experts a pharm rep, lol, and singuliar did fantabolous job..... But this Spring I did not need it by grace of Almighty God the Allergy completely disappeared and I am a new man. I am speechless.

 

Is that Rx?

 

did you hit her up for an egg or ask her if she would like to have a baby with you

 

Yes, it is-but I got free samples from her, lol.
Singulair (montelukast) –it’s a med used by asthmatics to prevent asthma attacks. The 10mg once daily worked miracle.

LoL, nope, I was nervous as hell, lol

 

Man, I didn't know the Hooters International Pagaent was tonight. Time to set my DVR.

 

A Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix dog named Yoda took top honors winning $1000 in the 2011 World's Ugliest Dog Contest on Friday, in Petaluma, California, lol. This dog took $ 1000 home, while I am at home scratching my ass & picking hair out of my chest, damn. Where do I sign up for the ugliest human competition? lol

With all jokes aside, have we sunk so low as a society & now we hold a competition event titled ugliest dog championship? and I bet you ppl are cross breeding dogs just to win, wow, just wow.

 

I saw that as well DOA. Yoda looks as if his nose was broken too, I sure hope the "alterations" stop at breeding.

On a lighter note, the sound of the rain hitting the roof is so wonderful today :smt054

 

I laughed when I read the winner's name. My mom has a hairless Yorkie named killer. He is sooooo....ugly and my nickname for him is Yoda. Which gets my mom, the extreme dog lover, going. Her beautiful Maltese recently died so she is down to this one ugly dog. :smt089

Her dog is bald except for a few hairs on his head and tail. I told my mom some other Yoda won Killer-Yoda's title. I don't have a pic on my computer but my mom's dog looks kind of like this:

 

I was giving some serious thought to becoming an activist for equal rights among minorities in an organization known as Anti-Racist Action, or ARA for short.
I would like to make a meeting, to see what they actually do other than what I know of and that is counter-protesting Nazi rallies.

It's hard to make a meeting with my fluctuating work schedule and all. I want to really make a rally...

That's all I got for now.