You may not understand this...(military shit)

They ain't dropping the funds for that. Ah, well. I got my own shower now.

 

there'll be more than accidental glancing done if i happen across you in the shower BA...i'll give you the tip...!!! :smt077

 

curtains don't cost that much but w/e

 

poor bastard

like arch said, all they need is some cheap ass curtains or somethin

random dudes eyeballin my package aint cool


did they at least have separated stalls for shitting?

 

I don't think the Marine Corps ever moved away from open squad bays. I don't think they should, because when you deploy they don't make individual showers. You get it.....soap up, wash off...get out. Anything more than 10 min and that's a luxury.

 

whatever happened to the 5 minute shower


what you said makes sense tho. Again, everything is done for a reason. People come into the services with a heightened sense of self-consciousness, that defeats the idea of being a unit/brotherhood. I'd rather take a shit or shower somewhere I knew my buddies could see or hear me, rather than go off on my lonesome for some privacy.

 

You don't have a "tip", BA has one;-)

 

You must've heard some awful things about your dick, eh?

 

:smt095

they were looking to see if he had a raging hardon, in a naked shower room full of men

 

They were waiting more for the elongated Snickers bar to vibrate all the while his booty clapping. In those circles...that's the Military Booty Call (MBC).

 

MBC? you know they love their acronyms
:smt003

 

"You must be a wee bit dirty in the hole! Here! Let me wax it a bit!

 

Shower time. I've been pretty dirty today.

Refer to what Ymra said. It's not about luxury.....and yeah, that would be considered a luxury.

Yes......stalls that half the mufuckas didn't flush. Don't know if it's an Army custom to not flush the toilet and wash your hands, but I don't make it my custom.

Yup, which is why I took hour long showers on Sundays during personal time.

That still applies, depending on how much of a hurry the drill Sgts were in, which was always.

:smt045

They didn't talk about my shit. Maybe 4 or 5 people. I usually didn't shower at the same time as them.

 

And during those moments, what did they say about your dick?

 

HA HA HA HA AH BWAAA HA HA HA!

FUNNY, FUNNY!!!!

 

I worded that completely wrong. :smt081

I meant to say, those dudes only talked about 4 or 5 people's dicks...from what I heard. They probably spoke on that kinda shit more than I know.

 

you're quite interested in his dick mothafucka

definitely hang up a shower curtain when BBW is around

 

Now when it comes to comparing sizes, sometimes they may use code words like tapeworm, earthworm, Snickers bar, flaccid Joe, and the mightiest one of all...Dicolonius!

And plus, they probably peaked around when you shower and when THAT happens, they were hoping to see whether you're happy to see them. Just saying.

 

Awww come on! If I wanted to look at dicks, I'd look at my own especially since it's very shiny on the head.

 

dont nobody wanna hear about that shit, fam


you rockin that NCbradin steez kinda hard today