hanging out (enough is enough) - me rambling

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"Better yet, I could get rid of him. He HATES FUCKING BEING TICKLED! Really, really, really, really hates it.

So I calmly say "I really want to tickle you" and keep on doing it. This nut decides to hold my hand?! "Please stop" is all he can muster, so I get pissed off. Yelled something about him having no power as a man. "I just don't like being tickled, I'm not ticklish...wah wah wah". Man, is it time yet?"

 

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but umm....man I fucking hate being tickled.

Why stop now when you have a cheerleader.....there will be more to come.

 

Someone's gotta speak for the ladies you date.

 

What, really? You did? When? Over what? I don't remember ever seeing you care enough about anything happening here to get mad. lol I mean, I'm not doggin' you, I'm just saying. lol

Yeah, you do type a lot. I'm not gonna take that one from ya. At all. haha

 

Actually it had nothing to do with me....it was in the thread talking about service members. That's the only time I ever got pissed of about something that was said on this site.

 

hey why come it can't be something like.

"Oh man....I tried to cook for Ymra and it turned out really really bad"

yeah....why come it can't be like that?

 

babe, you don't have to give me the disclaimer.

 

please refer to the beginning of your story...young lady...geez you are a pain in the ass:smt092

 

I call everyone young lady, its more respectful.

I would say stop assuming, but that would just take the fucking fun out of it.

 

you respectful...now that is funny:smt077

 

Cause babe, what I write is 100% true....I might fire for affect, but 100% true nonetheless.

 

Oh shit.......she knows me again.

Oh man you should see me when I'm not respectful....

 

holy cow.....he turned it around on me.

FUCK...I didn't see it coming!

its something really unnerving about being called babe by a dude.

 

shush you

It happens like every three months. And then I get a new crop of "Lets stick to Ymra" people.

 

*bows*

I was thinking.........its been a few months since I wrote about my dating escapeds. Boy this site has a very good memory. I feel like need to start paying more attention to people.

On a lighter note I will be in Texas next month. Buy me a drink.

 

Blows my mind. You give TMI frequently but only about certain things. :smt108

 

NO SHIT?!

of course.....but why does that blow your mind?

Cuz what blows my mind is how long it took you to figure it out, OR how many of you pay enough attention for you to think you know me.

And who is to decide what is TMI?

 

The things you give tmi on are the things most people would keep quiet about. Most married guys don't talk about their escapades they talk about their family. You seem backwards of norm.