hanging out (enough is enough) - me rambling

for the record, Ymra's wife is Japanese...

 

that she is.

 

The funny thing is, the average "office" has at least 2 sweet assed secretaries willing to provide quick blow jobs on lonely days at work. And although a couple of us know the deal ,many men still fail to "get it"

Now the internet is all about protecting your anonymity, a fact which to anyone who fails so drastically with the ladies, is about as spectacular and novel as a book on how to tie shoelaces.

While im a very intelligent man and all that jazz im still a little bit perplexed as to why a man, who is that incompetent WITH women , and undeniably hated BY women ,would still do that much FOR women. I mean, it's not like i want anybody to mimic my asshole nature but why cant these men act like men...

... for a change??

My advice, stop subsiding your masculinity like a simp for ANY of these bitches, better yet, dont even drive to her place. Have the diligence to be her host relentlessly(stop being a fag, no hommo) and let her see your crib, do not cook for her and let her leave exactly after youve busted a nut in between her eyeballs.

Is that really that hard? Come on, champ.

 

Well I'm not very intelligent, clearly...because I have no idea what you just wrote above. I'm not hated by women, (ok...well here I'm hated by women)....but I'm not hated by women, as a whole, in the least.

[cue the "I can pull any woman I want music] Where the hell is Trey when I need comic relief. HA!

I don't have women in my house. Oh that simply won't do, in fact I've only had one woman here in the 6+ months I've been here. I try to be a nice dude. If you need something, and I have it, its yours. I don't have to act hard to be hard. And what you believe a man is, I think is a bitt different than what I believe a man is.

A grimmy mutha fukka would have scull fucked her, wiped and been off. That ain't me. Not unless I have too or I'm pushed.

It takes very little effort on my part to do something for someone.

...when I need to be a fucking asshole, I am, and I'm really good at it.....generally...I'm not.

...I don't bust nuts in eyeballs. ha! (I never really had the urge to spooge on a chicks face..............is there something wrong with me)

 

No your not.

 

ahhh smooches!

 

so does this mean you have an open relationship? that would make sense with your other new threads inquiring about believing in being married as well as the question of monogamy:smt108

 

Is this detail uber important? Are Japanese women more open to umm....openess in their relationship.

I honestly would like ymra to share how much his wife knows of and approves of.

 

We don't think we know all about you, we only know what you tell us. And so far it's that you're married and in 99% of your 'stories' you're messing with other women. Oddly too, usually ones that really want you, but you really don't want.

Meh...embellish away, James Frey, Greg Mortenson Ymra.

 

not at all.

I hope not since I just took those topics from another board I'm on. A good number of the topic here I have ZERO interest in so I just don't go in them. When I'm board I antagonize....when I'm really board I just start a random topic.

 

yeah...I like to drop nuggets out there just to see how many people pick it up and tell me about me. But what I write is 100% true....I might fire for affect, but 100% true nonetheless.

Man...its hard out here dating. Like I said, if I was a grimmy mofo I'd probably have a lot more fun.

 

Yeah, when I'm flat and wooden, I'm usually not much fun either. Unless, of course, I'm covered in chalk or dry erase, and then I'm creatively used, but still flat, which is a downside.

Seriously, Ymra... why don't you just answer the questions people are asking? I know you and I have gotten into it before, and I'm not trying to be snarky here... people legitimately just what to know- what's your deal? What are you aiming for? If you're just posting these stories to get people riled up, then just say that- we can deal with that!...if you're divorced, or divorcing, is that such a big deal to admit? I have a theory that you're probably in the midst of a divorce or separation, which is why you're dating. But, is it so wrong for someone to ask you that, considering how much you post stuff about yourself? It is easy to get confused or get wires crossed, especially if you're posting about your wife in one thread and a woman you're seeing in the other.

 

ha!.....I like it I like it.

Dreaming...unlike many of you here, I really don't give a shit what is said form one thread to the next. We could have a knock down drag out argument in one thread, and for me.....the next thread I'm good. Its simply not that serious to me.

...and with the exception of Saintagusta and the use of the NIGGA/NIGGER word. And you with that "I feel for your daughter" (which is silly you don't even know my daughter how can you feel for her).... and I bring it cuz it tickles me. So umm...no need to "I know we got into it" It doesn't bother me. Seriously.

nothing...no deal I'm just being me tis all. And at time I enjoy being antagonistic. and if you think about its always the same people, the same people the same people I'm able to send into a tizzy. A few have figured me out and I'm not longer able to tick them off anymore.

how boring....but the rest of yall...well....even when I tell you what' I'm doing, you simply haven't figured it out yet. Everyone wants to be the first to tell me about me. I enjoy the attention.

GREAT! but what I write is 100% real.

image that.

It is NOT wrong at all for people to ask....just as it is not wrong at all for me to not answer, or skirt around the question. But I'll tell you this. It tickles the FUCK out of me when folk are like...

..but, but, but, but you are married.

 

OK, skirting it is fine...but, it seems whenever someone has asked you about it, you got 'mad' (since I know you weren't REALLY mad, it's in quotes. lol) and started saying a bunch of stuff about what you feed people in terms of info. A simple 'Yeah, I'm married, and I'm dating...thanks for having the brains to pick up on both of those from the thousands of posts I've made..., but it's not something I care to elaborate on at this point in time.' would've done it.

Anyway, good luck with the womanizing. j/k

 

okay so lippy will take one more stab at this and then i'm done with the pussy footing around with you...are you getting a divorce? or just cheating on your wife?

 

It depends on who's telling it. See it could go something like this...

"Ok so I've been hanging out with an older dude and last night I decided "I'm horny"

Sigh, so....I call him up and say I want to cook him dinner. He changed the brakes on my car and I feel obligated to return the favor. Shoooooooooooooot "A home cooked meal" I cant be bothered, but oh well.

He drives 30 mins to come see me and at by this point I couldn't care less so I forget the food in the oven. Fuck it, I open the windows. This idiot realy thinks I'm gonna sit around and wait for a FROZEN ham to defrost?? AND watch it cook in the oven? I'm no cook, but even I know how stupid that is..."


Eh, I could go on, but you get the point.

 

normally i drink wine but around this dude i need something to take the edge off...dude is twice my age...so i'll get my drink on and hopefully he will be able to get it up...if not the old dude can sleep on my couch...:smt005

 

I think all in all I got mad ONCE on this site.....

...and actually no one has really "asked" more like...umm.....like I said, told me about me.

Hey and I've actually said this.......................a lot.

I've told a couple of folk on here the "real deal" (two really) and those who are on my face book from here already know the "real deal" for everyone else who/what I am/say it simply fodder for some faux attempt and "throwing something in my face"

Why take that away from people? That would be just cruel.

All jokes aside Dreaming...I'm just a guy who types a lot. that's it.

 

ha ha ha ha ok...........point made. I bet that's what she really thought too. But she got mad as fuck when I told her the shit was horrible.

...and it was

 

well Kunoichi's was more real...your's was mostly guess and gawd awful silly.

I have NEVER dated a woman my age or younger...