hanging out (enough is enough) - me rambling

Ok so I've been hanging out with a young lady and last night I decided "I'm done"

So....she calls me up and says she wants to cook me dinner. I changed the brakes on her car and she wanted to return the favor. Shoooooooooooooot "A home cooked meal" YES MA'AM

I drive to her house which is around 30 min away when I get there smoke and shit is coming out the windows. This idiot took a FROZEN ham, set the oven on 400 and put that bitch in the oven. I'm no cook, but even I know how stupid that is.

But I realized the THOUGHT so I eat that nasty HALF frozen shit any way. Frozen ham, fucked up mush spinach, old leaf lettuce and DIET coke. And I NICELY tell her "Babe this is horrible, I should just order us some pizza"

She gets pissed off.

Ok...damn...so I change the subject and suggest we throw in a movie. (Altitude which was a cool movie but silly in the end) and she starts trying to tickle me.

I HATE FUCKING BEING TICKED! I really, really, really, really hate it.

so I calmly say "I really don't like being tickled" but she keeps on doing it. So I hold her hands. "Please stop"...she gets pissed off. Yells something about me exerting my power as a man over her. "I just don't like being tickled, I'm not ticklish"...

she says something about me not being tough, or no feelings, and blah, blah, blah,

ughh....ok. don't want to ruin her good gesture so I let her tickle me (I'm not even A LITTLE bit ticklish) I sit there with this woman grabbing at my arm pits.

I HATE FUCKING BEING TICKED!

She ask me to make her a drink. "I" drink Wild Turkey 101. (its strong shit) she drinks wine but doesn't have any wine at the time. "You don't want to drink too much of this its really strong"...but she drinks the WT anyway.

So in the middle of the movie she just closes my lap top and says "Get me a drink" She's already half bent. But like a damn simp I get up and make her drink.

She's getting really FUCKED UP.

I ask her "Do you mind if I take a quick shower"

So I'm in the shower and she turns off the cold water. Ughh....what the fuck man. But again....I'm sort of a sap, so I just rinse off in the color fucking water.

He chicken is a fucking mess, her living room is a fucking mess, hell her bed room is a fucking mess.

I clean kitchen, living room, bedroom....mostly cuz is was a mess and second cuz (an this might be strange) I can't sleep in messy place.

I finish my movie...she passes out. Fuck, I think I'm pretty strong but try carrying a 130lb DEAD weight....

but at least she's sleep. I prob should have left but I had a few drinks and I decide the crash on the couch. Usually when I hang out with her I just crash on the couch.

wooo....so I grab a blanket, take of my clothes (I don't sleep in my clothes...and I'm out"

Around this time its 1am. I'm NOT a night person. I have to be at work at 7:30 which means I have to leave her house early so I can get to my house and get my uniform and things.

Keep in mind SHE BENT at this point.

I'm knocked the hell out.......sleep on the couch........I get woken up by a warm mouth. And I'm half sleep / half awake / half dreaming. I look down and she's giving me a blow job. "hey, hey, hey, what are you doing"

Now what I hate more than tickling, is DRUNK sex. (can't stand it). So I pull her up and ask her to stop. She buck ass naked. I tell her its late and she should go back to bed.

She slaps the FUCK out of me. One of them slaps that make have to pause and stand back like WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.

....I pick her limp ass up and take her to her bedroom.....

...grab my blanket, and crash in my car for the night. Woke up this morning, and drove my ass home.

thought I would share.

I hate this place.

 

:smt017 so are you going to see her again

 

hell no...she's crazy.

 

i will ask you again after the weekend:smt005

 

lol, getting too old for that shit.

 

nahh I'm done. I have no desire to play stupid games. None....and you put your hands on me....drunk or not...that's enough.

 

Sounds like a horrible night with a fairly stupid female - didn't you get any "red flags" from her before that night?

Also, I thought you were married.

 

where do you find all these women that don't know how to cook

 

ah hell, not the kickin' chicken - shit fucks you up bad

 

they are out there, and more prevalent than one would think.

 

Are these stories fiction or non-fiction? I wonder about a married man who is away on business, having dinner alone and sleeping at a ladies apartment. That seems somewhat inappropriate to me.

 

Agreed.

 

lippy must have missed something...i didn't know ymra was married

 

He says he is married to an Asian woman. You can search and see. She is living in MD with the kids while the Army has sent him for a stint to I think Arkansas.

 

i did not know that...i thought he was divorced...i removed my other post suggesting someone cook for him:!:

 

Non-fiction

One wonders why a married man would be having dinner and sleeping in ladies apartment.

...its an interesting question. Shuck you guys.

I've posted pictures, and youtube vidz and as much as yall think yall know about me, yall still have some pieces missing.

 

You ALMOST have it right. But I also posted the what brought me here as well.

You think this is bad, wait till you find out I've been actually going out on dates.

 

You wouldn't cook for me? Geez

 

HUH ? wtf ?

at first I was gonna tell you that you better be prepared for a good ass atty because she may go all out and try to hand your ass a case.

 

wait..what?