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Discussion in 'Conversations Between White Women and Black Men' started by suprchic73, Jun 18, 2010.

  1. karmacoma.

    karmacoma. Well-Known Member

    Only because you're bored?:smt058
     
  2. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

    of course not...!!! you know i loves ya...!!!! the wife & i would love to have a karmsy sammich :smt047:smt050
     
  3. FG

    FG Well-Known Member

    :smt045:smt054
     
  4. karmacoma.

    karmacoma. Well-Known Member

    Yum, I bet you would :smt007
     
  5. CAkicker

    CAkicker Well-Known Member

    That's due to ducking fighters he can't beat
     
  6. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

    discovered yesterday that my son has an appreciation for lil jon & crunk. he was dancing to:

    [YOUTUBE]041h-1_5yfo[/YOUTUBE]

    bloody itunes, shuffle & lil jon...he now has new words added to his vocabulary...!!!
     
  7. Ra

    Ra Well-Known Member



    WHAT??!! O-KAY!! YEAH!!
     
  8. ThePrince

    ThePrince Active Member

    No, that would only happen if their were two versions of Chuck Norris. Also thanks for the advice.
     
  9. Nico

    Nico Banned

    Wow Charlotte from Sex and the City is gorgeous.
     
  10. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    Today was quite unusual. And it ended on a lonesome note.

    I. Cock-Blocked

    I ventured outside in the hot weather, only so I can replenish my health and calm my nerves and perhaps alleviate myself of this headache. Well, the girl who I see often, always demonstrate a nice and courteous manner and friendly personality, was wandering and then approached me. Now, I'm normally someone to myself and even people who know me tend to stroll by. Well, she and I sparked a big conversation about pretty much everything.

    However, an old acquaintance of mine decided to waltz in my direction and basically COCK-BLOCKED me on a VERY deviant level. How did he do it? He whipped out his D&D DC Universe book and started talking about all that stuff in front of me and this girl. I was too hungry and exhausted and the last thing I want to hear is someone talking about how he did 20Dmg on Darkseid, which resulted in a clear victory for the heroes. I kept my patience though. I rather not rattle up or rile myself silly. Well, he left after lingering a good while, so the girl and I resumed conversation. But a few minutes later, someone called and she had to depart, but not without us exchanging numbers. It was nice and we agreed to spend some time together Thursday.

    II. Blonde Ol' Bitch

    I went to Wal-Mart after leaving campus and then was walking around lugging two packages of soda and some water to clear the day. Well, I stumbled upon an old "friend" from high school. She was holding her baby and she looked quite nice. But mentally, she still hasn't grown up. She's still the same clueless prick I remembered in high school who gotten lucky because she flirted with practically the whole football team. Well, I was about to leave and her son started smiling and say "hello" to me repeatedly. I decided to play along while I was walking away until she turned around and with her crazy smirk, she greeted me, but with a sense of uneasiness.

    Body language is crucial to know how a person feels. Well, we kept our distance and she looked agitated although she smiled a lot. Basically, I asked her if she remembered me. Her response was "I don't really remember, but your face looks familiar." So we had a little convo and then I commented on her newly dark hair. She said, "Oh yeah...I've gotten tired of being a blonde." So my only response to her was, "I'm pretty sure you feel smarter, huh?" She nodded and then I parted with my usual, "Okay, I have to go. Take care."

    III. Lonely Man at Wendy's

    Eating in a restaurant surrounded by yahoo confederate hicks who stares at you the whole time is nerve-racking. But I ventured in there, to fully nourish my appetite. I've been craving a triple Wendy's burger meal. Well, I waited, but was surrounded by loud, putrid cretins who stared me down since I got there. I glared back and twitched my neck, and make a cackling sound involuntarily and their reaction was rather pleasant on my end. They managed to get their food and sat down in the middle. It was some sort of Redneck Connection above and beyond with Mary Sue and Billy Beau Hills and his children Twerpy Dick and Twerpy Jack, along with cousins Little Beau Creep and P.P. Smith. Anyway, I ordered my goodies and sat in the corner where no one saw me. I kept to myself and enjoyed my meal. Eating the fries, then burger, and then quench it all with some sweet tea, I hear this song playing in my head throughout my devouring:


    (I seriously love this kind of music...)

    [YOUTUBE]bI1Uq1H-cfs[/YOUTUBE]​

    CONCLUSION


    My day ended on a lonely note. And here's my ending song to fit the mood.

    [YOUTUBE]1d4C1ZQKmw4[/YOUTUBE]​
     
  11. z

    z Well-Known Member

    Interesting day you had there BBW. Take the fucker to cock blokers court.
     
  12. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    I would LOVE that. Next time, when I have the energy I'll be sure to give him a wallop.

     
  13. orejon4

    orejon4 Well-Known Member

    BBW, sounds like he did the "nice guy" cock-block. Lame. Better luck with her next time. Just make sure you guys meet up in a "cock-block-free" zone! :p
     
  14. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    Oh don't worry. I will.

     
  15. z

    z Well-Known Member

  16. orejon4

    orejon4 Well-Known Member

    It's 2nd nature for some guys...

    Sometimes they don't even realize that's what they're doing. Almost like it's instinct, or they're on cock-block autopilot!
     
  17. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    I seriously think some moments were meant to be since I have to test out my patience.

     
  18. z

    z Well-Known Member

    Damn, Star Jones got the Axe. I agree she is arrogant & condescending but she argued her case real well in the board room, plus they lost coz of meatloaf acting like a tornado on crack. I think meat loaf should have been dropped, fucken Trump
     
  19. orejon4

    orejon4 Well-Known Member

    Smartphone's on the blink again everyone, so I probably won't be posting much while traveling for work this week. Hope everyone has a great week and I'll check back in for sure at the weekend.
     
  20. Sin Mari

    Sin Mari New Member

    I'd really like to have pink or purple hair. That fabulous goth girl look, or the punk rocker look. If only I were a completely different person and about ten years younger so I could carry it off. :smt037
     

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