Kirstie Alley demanded two hours of sex a day

Discussion in 'In the Media' started by DenzBenz, May 7, 2011.

  1. DenzBenz

    DenzBenz Well-Known Member

    While chatting with host Ellen DeGeneres on Thursday, May 5, the 60-year-old contestant on this season of "Dancing with the Stars" revealed she used to have two hours of sex sessions a day.

    http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00040316.html

    "I decided that in the best of times you have two hours of sex a day, so you have 22 hours left," she said to a surprised Ellen Degeneres. "There's the prelude, the sex and there's the winding down." The audience reacted with shrieks of delight.

    http://www.thefablife.com/2011-05-06/kirstie-alley-demands-daily-two-hour-sex-sessions/
     
  2. saintaugusta

    saintaugusta New Member

    I knew that girl was a freak in the bed - no wonder that cutie latched on to her.
    She's got a great personality, and she's fun!
     
  3. z

    z Well-Known Member

    Jeez, what is this Kristie Alley history month? she has alreday gotten 47 pages in the other thread, enough already.
     
  4. lippy

    lippy Well-Known Member

    :smt026:smt026:smt026:smt026:smt026this is a blue ball bouncing celebration
     
  5. saintaugusta

    saintaugusta New Member

    Ummm -she has wicked green eyes and nice hair? I don't know.

    Blue ball bouncing celebration - I can only think that they want them some Kirstie, but could be wrong, Lippy - haven't been around here long enough to know. Pardon the learning curve (if you haven't noticed yet I am earnest, emo, and emoticon-y, but too lazy to choose them lol)

    Just an FYI for future posts I may make tonight - it's Derby Eve here in the Ville.
     
  6. lippy

    lippy Well-Known Member

    well then you must post a picture wearing your best hat and drinking a mint julep
     
  7. saintaugusta

    saintaugusta New Member

    Wish that I could, Lippy - however I am hiding out waiting on a job prospect (all decisions being put off due to Derby - that's how it works down here in the Ville - it's a freaking vacation)...Made a shit-ton of bouttonieres for a local florist today however, so hanging out and sleeping laaaate. :D

    I used to go to the "Infield" every year with a previous boyfriend :smt093, so have to avoid it at all costs - turn one would probably make me go postal at the sight of my previous fam so it's a no go.

    Next year I plan to be up in the box seats lookin' fiiiiine lol :-D. Fuck all them spiked brownie eatin, KFC chicken bringin' mofos. Anyway it's supposed to rain and that's a mess you don't want to be in come leaving time.

    FYI mojitos are better IMHO. I think mint juleps cost like 12 freaking bucks at the track now...WTF???
     
  8. karmacoma.

    karmacoma. Well-Known Member

    Kirstie is a big motherfucker, better eat your Wheaties for a two hour session.
     
  9. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    Good that you're taking it up for the team! Don't worry man, we'll watch you in your endeavors. You boinking her hard will help her shed a few pounds and then some. :smt111

     
  10. Tony Soprano

    Tony Soprano Moderator

    But I'll bet that she rides like Lady Godiva.:smt045
     
  11. karmacoma.

    karmacoma. Well-Known Member

    I'd go in for the old college try to be honest, if she was back at her Oprah swimsuit weight or maybe a little above. Her "Fat Actress" weight, not so much.
     
  12. Redeemed One Jr

    Redeemed One Jr Active Member

    Hey, Wheaties is the breakfast of champions! lol...
     
  13. NCBradin

    NCBradin New Member

    Then, my dick will be sore...............:smt095
     
  14. Ymra

    Ymra New Member

    Her big ass can't job in place for 5 min, what does she look like demanding sex for two hours.

    ...that marathon sex is dumb as hell, if it takes me 2 hours to please you then I'm not doing my job and you should seek pleasure from another.

    two damn hours???
     
  15. Ymra

    Ymra New Member

    I have a funny story about my xwife, the size of her hat, and my 95 year old great grandmother who's hat happen to be smaller..

    ...ha! woooooooooooo sparks that day.
     
  16. 4north1side2

    4north1side2 Well-Known Member

    COooooooo sizzle!
     
  17. andreboba

    andreboba Well-Known Member

    I keep my ass in shape, but DAYUM ......TWO HOURS of boom boom??!!:confused:

    GTFOH.

    That's a tag team situation IMO.:smt047
     
  18. Iggy

    Iggy Banned

    Its probably just two hours of her lying on her back getting railed (the guy doing all the work) while she's eating big macs lol
     
  19. z

    z Well-Known Member

    Oh, lawd!
     
  20. NCBradin

    NCBradin New Member

    ROLFLMAO!

    That's so cold for you to say that! :smt089:smt043
     

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