People who Broadcast their sex lives to the general public

In my mind probably dont have much going on between the sheets.

Situation- Last night was a birthday dinner for good friend. Thre were 12 people there. I am good friends with 3 of the people and acquaitances with everyone else.

One of the acqauintances starts asking about a trip my friend(also at the dinner, but at the other end of the table) is taking in April. As my friend just returned from Mexico, she t(he acquaintance) asked if she won the lottery. My other friend said the friend in question is going with a man she is seeing. The acquaitance then begins to pump us both for info about who my friend going on vacation is seeing. My friend is keeping to quiet as the man is going thru a divorce. I say nothing and give my friend the evil eye like shut up, so she does.

The same acquaintance then turns to her friend and begins discussing a movie and says that the Irish guy in the movie had a bigger penis than the black guy. Her friend then goes on to say that her boyfriend sitting next to her , who is Irish-American has HUGE penis, but is just learning how to use it properly.

The other woman then says" Ask Bosoxlady, she would know". I was PISSED. I replied with a sweet smile that I would not know as I have never been with Irish guy.

 

Great comeback!

 

Pretty Classy of You

Pretty trashy of the other person.

 

I would be more embarrassed if I was the boyfriend having my woman blowing up my performance to friends, ouch.

LOL, love your response very succinct and to the point.

 

good or bad, I don't want a woman I am dating talking about my performance. What goes on between the sheets stays between the sheets!

 

was the guy (irish guy) sitting next to her when she said those things

 

so as long as it didn't happen in bed you are okay with lippy sharing your spectacular performances:smt061

 

when I finish loving a woman down...I need a report card please for my present and past perfomances and a suggestion form completed.

 

lol ok you got me.
What I mean is I don't want the person I am dating talking about our sexual encounters including the performance.

The reason for this is because it is a lose situation for anyone.

 

I had to read this at least three times just to figure out what you were trying to say..............and to be honest I still don't know. The onlything I can get out of is.....you and some chicked from a white guy with a big penis.

You smiled and played it off?

So either
1] She lied and you don't know dude has big cock
2] You played it cool knowing that dude has a big cock.

is that it? Cuz your pig latin was hard as hell to read.

 

Awwww... YMRA.. but you are right.

I think any awkward dinner party moment can be resolved or at least ignored with a smile and "more wine?" if you are not up to the consequences of a witty comeback.

 

I know right, not something to do to the person you are with.

 

Sadly, he was

 

I was annoyed because she
1. Assumed the myth was true and I felt their was a racial tone to what she said.
2. I felt it was totally direspectful to blab about sexual escapades in public, especially grading your partner in public, like arch said, what goes on between the sheets stays there.

 

A lot of people are like that. And they desperately want to know all the details of everyone else's sex lives too.

 

i would just say they should mind their own business and stfu....

 

holy crap. that was ugly. How did he react

 

anytime anyone says something like that I tell them to shut up and then I just inform them that they are embarrassing themselves

always effective

 

not if it is Chris brown. He dont give a fuck

 

That's classless AND tactless. Sorry but bitch would be hittin the bricks home after that shit. RRoyce55 don't play that. (Not like a scenario like that would ever happen, my skills speak for themselves :smt025)