what are your personal "red flags" when dating?

Yeah, there's a shortage. just like we need more BM willing to participate in cuckolding fantasies. Shame, really.

 

If women paid attention to red flags the world would have been a better place

 

Interesting response. Could you elaborate? Why just women?

 

Because most women think with their hearts and not their heads and are very myopic when the guy is cute but an asshole otherwise why would whitney have married bobby brown

 

Red Flags:

1. Smoking (I'll make marijuana forgivable)

2. Always in conflict with a new person each week.

3. Likes to pee on police vehicles.

4. Thinks like a reactionary.

 

I would call that a red flag. I mean, everybody's interests are different, but it just feels pretty degrading. Women could say that with porn, as far as objectification, and that's fine. I've investigated that cuckoldry stuff, and I don't want to be looked at as a bull or a "stud".

Mine would probably be:

1. Self esteem issues
2. manipulative personality
3. indecisive
4. stereotypical outlook
5. not adventurous

 

It all depends on what you are looking for in a relationship. If you are looking to just hit it and keep moving, then this is the type of woman you're looking for. If you're looking for a long term relationship, then maybe you should distance yourself a bit.

 

About your avatar...is that a pic of you? If it is, you're very handsome. Not flirting or anything...just taking note of you.

 

Um..I'm not sure here, but you did get that my comment was a joke, right?

I do agree with your red flags. Well put!

 

Yes, that is me in all of my shining glory. :grin: I would try to have more, but Mark Zuckerberg thinks it's his job to appropriate people's Facebook pics.

I did wonder for a moment, even though your post count is high. But, oh nevermind me....:smt095

 

LOL, nah, it's cool. I read your response and was like "did he- was that?-does he think?....aw damn." Lol

 

I totally agree. Women like to call men, dogs. But in my opinion it takes a dog to lay with a dog.

 

That's funny, because before I made that first comment I was like "is she serious. Hell to the NAW!" :smt043

 

You'll find that I am rarely serious around here. And we're so used to joking about stereotypes that when you see stuff like that, assume we're kidding. lol

which brings me back to...

CUCKOLDS!! WOOOHOOO! If they aren't up for it, that's my red flag!! lol

 

Red Flags:

-Too emotional: i cant stand it

-Hates psychological thrillers: biggest red flag. I dont watch movies where less than 2 people are butchered by a psycho. I cant.

-Cant take the penis to its entirety: (dont tell me to "stop" or "be easy"..when im squashing it). analyze your own parameters or the ER will be your next home

-I detest "girly girls". OMG OMG OMG. The only time a woman should say "OMG" is the moment she sees my dick for the first time or when she sees the aftermath of her fathers decapitation in her fridge right next to my fries and ketchup.

- Falls in love after only 9 months of dating. Come on sweety, youre getting attached too quick

-Has a kid: For the record, i have no issues with single moms, but a "pet" peeve is when im fucking her "doggy"-style and her kid wakes up??., lil bastard should sleep in his own bed

- Shes a cop:.......nuff said

- Has an abusive husband: Nothing infuriates me more than when im "busting" a nut on a bitch and a crazy nut busts in yelling "youre busted bitch".

-Calls me while im on a date with her best friend (i told you bitch:::dont call me, I WILL CALL YOU)

-Thinks her pussy is some kinda gift (trust me darling, its nothing i havent seen)

-Low IQ (fact is, an IQ of atleast 130, would provide better brains)

-She owns too many shoes. Psychologically proven 99.90% of all women with multiple shoes (obsessive compulsive shoes disorder) have some sort of distorted personality. Bipolar, schizophrenia or plain out psychosis. I love psychotic women, but 100 pairs of stilhettos can kill

-She has more than 2 brothers......fact is, I will , without a doubt, fuck your friends and break your heart. And when that occurs i can fight only one brother at a time. Thanks

-No sense of humor--if she cant understand my dark humor, meh..

-She wants a quickie every morning. Bitch i need to get to work, not smell your stinky putang. Just suck my dick.Thanks

-Says "i dunno" too often. Seriously, im an engineer; meaning if i ask a detailed question like "how much gas is required when traveling 90km/h across a distance of 25km if the vehicle gas consumption is 1L/100km and we travel on average 2 times a day and 5 days a week)", i want my fuckin answer.

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i'll take your:

and raise it:

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This man needs a hug. Tarshi quick show him your boobs lol

 

LOL classic :smt043:smt043:smt043

 

Lol.....classic BMJ post