Limbaugh says First Lady is no swimsuit model

"The problem is -- and dare I say this -- it doesn't look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice. And then we hear that she's out eating ribs at 1,500 calories a serving with 141 grams of fat per serving, yeah it does -- what do you mean, what do I mean?

What is it - no, I'm trying to say that our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have you. I mean, women are under constant pressure to look lithe, and Michelle My Belle is out there saying if you eat the roots and tree bark and the berries and all this cardboard stuff you will live longer, be healthier and you won't be obese. Okay, fine, show us"

 

Does she need to be? Wouldn't she be a better role model for realism vs airbrushed starvation??

 

Michelle can benchpress Limbaugh's fat ass with those guns, let's see that fat fuck lift anything heavier than a handful of oxycontins into his fat conservative mouth. Fuck Limbaugh, I was hoping he'd die in Obama's home state Hawaii last year when he had heart palpitations but evil always wins.

 

Rush is scared of independent women. Plus he can't talk because he's a walking safety hazard.

 

Oh follow this diet and be the picture of good health fat fucker..

 

Ahahahahaha, truth.

He is got all the money in the world so he will buy top quality doctors. I was hoping for his hearing deficit to be a permanent issue when he had the problem a few years back, lol

 

On a related note I have been waiting for Cheney to drop dead too, they got him hooked up to jumper cables and goddamn car battery

 

:smt005

 

I say that Limabaugh is no white man with brains.

The Kid Rasta

 

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Cameron Diaz is starting to look like Madonna. Her arms look like two dicks.

 

:smt043:smt043:smt043

 

Ahahahaha, Hot damn, that Wyoming hick aint going to drop. He had like gazillion bypass and walks are with Largest AED defibrillator his Halliburton money can buy.

 

1st you have to have a heart to have a heart operation done. damn

 

The druggie has a opinion? He should get his shyt together.

 

Like Rush can talk. Fat bastard. He is such a jerk.

 

well she isn't exactly a big woman at any point.

 

She isn't exactly a beauty queen either,lol.

 

By any standard...She's far more attractive than Rush Limbaugh.

 

LOLOL!!:smt096

Cheney is basically one of the zombie dead. His original heart can't function without an embedded electric heart pump.

Michelle Obama has BOOTAY and she doesn't dress in tents trying to hide it.




Right wingers think it's a diss to mention the enormity of Mrs. Obama's assests, when in reality it bumps her street cred.

White dudes IMO are so typical in their hatred of biggol booty.
Dough boy Limbaugh is shameless. When he can find his penis again under all those folds of blubber, then he can talk.