Dmitri

Quick back story: Man meets woman in a bar in Toronto, gets her phone number and leaves two messages on her voicemail.

The messages.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT LAUGH!!!! Nice!!!

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I cant breath because Im laughing so hard...LOL LOL LO...

ps... you should post this in the funny ass shit thread...LOL

Wait..am I in that thread now? Let me check.... nope...LOL LOL LOL

 

Old but a classic - I think I met men like that.... wonder if his method works.. HAHAHAHA!

 

What's really funny is that the guy's real name is James Sears. He was a Canadian doctor who had his license revoked due to sexually assaulting his patients. He now gives seminars under the "Toronto Real Men" label for losers who can't get a woman.

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NO WONDER THE LITTLE FUCKER'S SINGLE! HE WENT FROM "CHARMING CREEPER" TO FIRST CLASS CONDESCENDING ASSHOLE!

 

This guy is awesome, not in a good way, lol. They should cast him to be on jersey shore, what a tool.

 

sad thing is, i've run into men like dmitri before

 

Yes.

 

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Is that him or the actor who is playing him in a movie?

 

Stop frontin', I bet you love some Dimitri, lol.

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actually, come to think of it, there's a lot of similarities between you and dimitri...you sure you're black...???

 

Dose anyone know if the film is a documentary?

 

Accurate Bio of James "Dimitri" Sears

James Nicholas Sears, who is better known as Dimitri The Lover, is a self-proclaimed Canadian sexpert. Other claims include "CANADA'S GREATEST LOVER AND SEDUCER™!"

Born in 1988, he claims to be a 29 year old man living in Toronto. His livejournal, now defunct, is mainly notable for having only one friend. He is also the creator of The Real Woman Manifesto, a community with one member and one person watching. He tends to be in a constant state of butthurt.
He is also known as "Josephthelover". He is now famous in real life for being completely insane. See the Toronto Sun article here.

His pickup technique seems to consist of badgering women for their business cards and then leaving psychotic answering machine messages on their phones. This example has been posted to YouTube eleventy billion times - observe the master at work!

Day 1
Become a REAL MAN™
You complete an in-depth psychosocial questionnaire focusing on the identification of virulent societal programs that were loaded into your thought processes without your authority or knowledge.

All maladaptive social conditioning is stripped away, leaving just your basic operating system.

The inner murderer/rapist is awakened, and you learn to be at peace with Him.

At the end of the day, only social programs necessary to keep you from acting on criminal urges are reloaded.

You are given detailed instruction on what you can legally do and say to a woman, on the street, at work, in a bar, etc., including reviewing common misconceptions about sexual legal issues, including age of consent, harassment, sexual assault, etc.

Day 2
Act like a REAL MAN™
You learn how to tell if society or a woman is attempting to covertly load a virulent behavioral program into your thought processes that is incompatible with being a REAL MAN™.

Since you are now in a natural sexual state, you learn to intuitively react to sexual challenges and stressors like a primitive man rather than spending too much time analyzing.

We review how to tell if you are being “used” by a woman. We learn about how to avoid being a “friend” with no chance of ever getting fucked. In essence, you will learn when to pull the plug on a cockteasing cunt!
You learn how to use “friendship” with a woman to fuck her friends, relatives, and ultimately her!

“Friend Whores” - how to identify them and how to isolate women from friends that are a bad influence. We briefly touch on the “Fag Hag” phenomenon, and how to get obnoxious fags with no sense of boundary out of your woman’s life for good.

NEVER BUY FLOWERS AGAIN! Everyone knows women hate flowers. You learn how to spend almost nothing on a woman, and seduce her with only your free words and actions. Ideal for those without a job and/or car. We learn how to avoid buying birthday gifts, Valentine’s Day gifts, etc., and actually manipulate a woman into BRAGGING ABOUT IT TO HER FRIENDS. Now you can convince women to picnic or cook dinner with you at home, instead of expensive meals out.

We cover powerful mind-control techniques used to “break” a belligerent slut in the same way a wild horse is broken, but instead by using subliminal phrases and socially acceptable corporal punishments, such as ass slapping and erotic anal rape. We cover scientifically-proven techniques used to destroy feminist thoughts and behaviors, substituting them with more acceptable thought patterns.

You learn how to use a woman’s insecurity to psychologically overpower her and force her to sexually submit. You are taught how to exercise your natural urges legally by “raping” a woman with your brain rather than your body. And once she is enslaved under your thumb, you learn how to have her beg for more!

 

"If you are under any physician care, taking any medication for depression or anxiety, don't call me, I'm not interested". LoL, this guy is a nut.........

 

He's also a jerkoff and a douche. Words I never use, but they're so fitting.

To think that some women actually fell for him.

Aside from looking greasy and nasty (and being it too), he's so gross!

 

He probably takes the liberty of perming his pubes before nap time.

 

You're one sick fuck...lol

That's disgusting....

 

LOL WDF????