He's such an asshole

Ymra: greetings
Lynss143: konbawa
Lynss143: means good evening
Ymra: hai konbanwa
Lynss143: lol
Ymra: wakkatta, nihongo wakarimashita
Lynss143: impressive
Lynss143: u may knw more than me
Ymra: and at least I've impressed you somewhat
Lynss143: really.. thats neat.
Ymra: I hope I am not disturbing you. I am NOT much of a phone guy
Lynss143: i lived in Okinawa until I was 4 spoke english & japanese fluent but dont really recall alot now but basics
Lynss143: thats cool i'm not really either..
Ymra: ooooh...we are finding out that we have something in common
Lynss143: its ok sometimes but i'm usually busy as if we were talkin on the phone
Lynss143: easier to just text or type
Ymra: indeed
Lynss143: just read ur msg
Lynss143: so what r u doing this weekend?

Ymra: LOL...I had to re-think my first thought
Lynss143: well now i wanna knw ur 1st thought
Ymra: it wasn't clean or prim I am not so sorry to say
Ymra: but as of today I have no plans for this weekend
Lynss143: lol
Lynss143: ok
Ymra: don't worry, you will end up slapping me before its all said and done
Ymra: I have a very vivid imagination
Lynss143: i'm not violent i dont think i would
Ymra: WELL in that case

Lynss143: i'd probably laugh or be speechless
Ymra: well, how about I bring you "magic fingers"
Ymra: "magic fingers" have no plans for Saturday
Lynss143: magic fingers lol
Ymra: yes...magic fingers, almost guaranteed to massage away stress and guaranteed to remove unwanted panties
Lynss143: a man with good hands is a nice thing
Lynss143: i'm in need of that
Lynss143: all 4 relieve of stress
Ymra: well Its an almost guarantee
Lynss143: i can deal with that
Ymra: Its like going out of business sale. Everything must go

Lynss143: have 2say not really into massages weird i knw but since its almost a guarantee i'll give in
Lynss143: maybe i'll even cook.. what do u like
Lynss143: well think i already knw..
Ymra: well. all you need is a warm towel, your favorite smelling lotion, some comfortable......exposing as much skin as possible and my hands will take care of rest
Ymra: I'll eat anything that isn't spicy
Ymra: I am partial to asian cuisine, and good ole southern peaches and cream
Lynss143: hmmmm got a good visual
Lynss143: white mother n asian father i have both
Ymra: yes you do
Lynss143: u knw i'm a little foreign, and a little white
Ymra: well in my mind, you and hmmm something lacy and see-through
Ymra: gotta to tell you I'm enjoying teasing you ha ha ha

Lynss143: teasing can b fun
Ymra: indeed
Ymra: I've been meeting a lot of strange people since I got here, its nice to talk to a woman. I'm not sure how you got to my facebook but I'm REALLY glad
Lynss143: aww
Lynss143: yes there are some strange folks.. another reason i keep myself blocked on FB.
Ymra: You are attractive so I can understand. Every man wants to be first.
Lynss143: wut do u want
Ymra: I want a number of things
Lynss143: tell me 1
Lynss143: tell me 2
Ymra: I want to stand you in front of a mirror and enter you from behind and we can look at each other on the up strokes
Lynss143: omg
Lynss143: Or a soft bed with your legs resting on my shoulders and me trying to find out how deep you go.
Lynss143: omg Ymra r u really this blunt
Ymra: yes
Lynss143: all the time
Ymra: yes
Lynss143: so if i said 2come over and do me right now u would
Ymra: no
Lynss143: what serious

Ymra: no
Lynss143: i dont get it
Ymra: If you tell me you will strip for me, walk over to me and let me put my fingers inside of you I'll come over
Lynss143: wut if i say no
Ymra: Then I keep my black ass at home and play xbox
Lynss143: ....
Lynss143: ok
Ymra: Ok what?
Lynss143: Ok you can put ur fingers inside of me
Ymra: well, now I don't know
Lynss143: please don't play with me
Ymra: send me a picture, I need to see it before I touch it
Lynss143: ....
Lynss143: ok hold on
Lynss143: did u get it
Ymra: yes. I love it. Ok I will do you
Ymra: I have plans for Saturday
Lynss143: i can't blieve i am doing this
Ymra: awww adult do what adults do
Ymra: well now I have to go to bed
Lynss143: omg please dont leave
Ymra: I have to I’m almost sorry
Lynss143: omg I am so turned on
Lynss143: so u coming on Saturday
Ymra: will I’ll check my email when I wake up. If I have more pictures than I will strongly consider it
Lynss143: screw up
Ymra: oh..well…I guess that is the end of it
Lynss143: no i just want you now!
Ymra: I have PT tomorrow but like I said I’ll check my inbox when I wake up if I am pleased then yes, I wll be there on Saturday
Lynss143: ok i will makes sure ur pleased
Ymra: oyasumi
Lynss143: what
Ymra: good night
Lynss143: oh right oyasumi
Ymra: (logs off)

 

I'm sorry...I was bored.

 

ah yes, adults do what adults do...I'm thinking that, for you, the real thrill is in the chase and lead up - I'm seriously of the opinion that you don't intend to follow through. It is such great fun to get worked up, even if it goes no further than that. Please consider - think long & hard about the consequences...I must say, I really enjoy reading what you write

 

I'm sorry......I'm not bored enough to read it.

 

but you were slow enough to comment.

 

you might say my joy is not in winning but in playing.

 

I figured as much, not mad at ya - kinda like it myself :smt080

 

NO...I was quick to comment.

 

I would expect nothing more from you.