The World's Biggest Dick?

Discussion in 'In the News' started by satyr, Dec 28, 2010.

  1. Howiedoit

    Howiedoit Active Member

    You can have the world's biggest penis but it's no good if you don't have a woman who can enjoy it.

    Otherwise, the only thing it's good for is a good grip when you pee.
     
  2. stiletoes

    stiletoes Well-Known Member

    LOL me 2
     
  3. NCBradin

    NCBradin New Member

    OI! I can't breathe, no thanks to your comment that had me so weak from laughing too damn hard! :smt042:smt042:smt042:smt042

    WAH HA HA HA HA HA! "Only a crazy bitch who's into pain wants a horse dick." Oh, what a EPIC!!!

    Is there anything that you want to add your epic comment, honey? :smt042
     
  4. Kid Rasta

    Kid Rasta Restricted

    I don't think so. I'm sure it makes the whiteboys feel more secure. If this mofo really has got what it takes...he should step up, do porno, and make some stacks. Otherwise, he's The World's Biggest Dickhead :smt042

    BTW, I wonder about the mofo who started this post in the first place :confused:

    The Kid Rasta
     
    Last edited: Dec 30, 2010
  5. NCBradin

    NCBradin New Member

    In other words, The Kid Rasta, they're so bloody stupid for showing off the biggest dicks. Know this, they can't erect that hard enough, too much blood flow. They will not be able to have sex with women that they love.

    Why go so far to that length?! :smt043

    Seriously, they should study to learn more about women's body. I'm still learning more about how women's body work on the inside. Now, now, now, I'm going to say it again, they're really bloody stupid, that's it.
     
  6. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    He could also use it as protection...like a club he can hit someone over the head with when it's hard.

    A dick can definitely be too big, & this guy is deformed imo. I have actually seen one bigger than his when I worked at the men's prison a long time ago...it was scary as hell!
     
  7. Sin Mari

    Sin Mari New Member

    :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 !!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. Raul Sinclair

    Raul Sinclair New Member

    He could be making tons of cash in that direction. I guess he wants to go in another direction which will lead to the homeless shelter
     
  9. The Dark King

    The Dark King Well-Known Member

    Having a big dick isn't enough to do porn. You gotta be able to cum on command. That shit is definitely not easy.
     
  10. desreveRsIgnitirW

    desreveRsIgnitirW New Member

    Lol @ Saty,clearly you're rooting hard for your white hero but I have some sad news :(.

    This pic was detailed by his critics... The very point of it is to show that his penis is no where near the 12 inches he claims.

    This pic is Jonah,the bottom pic in Sin's original quote is a wide spread fake pic and is not Jonah.

    In this pic,he's erect and pushing his penis downward (remember he's erect). The average man's forearm from the beginning of the wrist to the bend in your elbow is 9 inches. Just put a ruler on the front side of your forearm to see for yourself.

    Jonah's erect penis does not cover the distance of his entire forearm which means erect he's not even 9 inches.

    Then again his head is about an inch in to his palm so we'll take that in to account,but it still wouldn't reach the bend in his elbow.

    Look at his fingers and notice the amount of pressure he's exerting in order to push it downward,that means he's erect no matter what he claims. It still can not cover the ENTIRE distance of his forearm. He's not even as big as Jack Napier who's SEMI ERECT penis can cover the ENTIRE distance of a formarm.

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    Here's a link of Jack Napier and Jenna Haze. At about 4 mins in he compares his penis to Jenna's arm and it not only covers the ENTIRE distance from her forearm to the bend in his elbow,but all while semi erect.

    http://www.xvideos.com/video401190/jenna_haze_jack_napier

    Since people use Mandingo and Jack Napier so much,I'll use someone completely different.

    Here's Jamaican porn star "No Myth",who's bigger than Jonah.

    http://www.xvideos.com/video754680/no_myth

    Oh and by the way you're full of shit,because Jonah has purposely never had his penis measured by anyone,so how exactly can it be the biggest penis on record? Can you find anything to prove Jonah Falcon has the biggest penis recorded? Dont waste your time cuz you can't,cuz its not the case...

    I myself am bigger than Jonah and I know that I aint packin the biggest meat in the world.

    Once again I say The Ultimate Pause for this post Lolol.
     
  11. desreveRsIgnitirW

    desreveRsIgnitirW New Member

    Infact that post is actually pauseless so I'll go ahead and take the L on that one lol.

    someone gimme a nice pic to detail my L.
     
  12. Raul Sinclair

    Raul Sinclair New Member

    True....
     
  13. flaminghetero

    flaminghetero Well-Known Member

    ""Lol @ Saty,clearly you're rooting hard for your white hero but I have some sad news :sad:.""


    :smt043

    I see I'm not the only one that peeped Satyr's pathetic game.

    BTW

    Satyr is an old southern racist term for a BM.

    I can't believe he has so many friends and supporters on this site...he's obviously a racist troll.
     
  14. desreveRsIgnitirW

    desreveRsIgnitirW New Member

    My thoughts exactly,dude posts far too many pics of naked white men to be any sort of sane black man.

    I took the meanest L with that post I made but,it was worth it to pimp slap a redneck troll.
     
  15. Sin Mari

    Sin Mari New Member

    All these gigantic dicks are scaring me. :smt105 LOL

    So he's not the 13inches he claims?? You mean....he's.....LYING!!! OMG! :smt110

    No surprise there. Hey, who's the guy in the second picture then? I'm interested now. LOL And how on earth do these guys get women to do porn with them? Holy freaking crap. LOL If that's 9 inches...it's too damn big.
     
  16. satyr

    satyr New Member

    Yep, I made you look dumber than what I could've ever imagined. Since it was a shared effort, high five on that one.

    And flaming is mad because I told him that his mother sucks dick for Kentucky Fried Chicken. He doesn't believe that another black man would call that hoe ass bitch out for her indiscretions.

     
  17. The Dark King

    The Dark King Well-Known Member

    Major foul. No need to bring someones mom into things fam.
     
  18. flaminghetero

    flaminghetero Well-Known Member

    That penis-watching peckerwood has many friends on this site for some reason.

    They almost chewed my head off for calling him a racist.
     
  19. flaminghetero

    flaminghetero Well-Known Member

    Nobody is mad but you Cooter.

    You're not a BM..

    You are an inbred Ferris-Wheel attendant with access to a computer.:smt043:smt043:smt043


    You came home early from gathering roadkill for dinner and caught your methed-out mom/sister sucking a homeless Black guy's dick...hence your anger toward BM/WW.
     
  20. flaminghetero

    flaminghetero Well-Known Member

    That cowardly hillbilly is not your fam...unless your name is Jethro.
     

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