The World's Biggest Dick?

yep...poor bastard. :smt043

 

Seriously, are you kidding me?

If he's the world's biggest dick, then he won't be able to have sex with women, you know? :smt108

That's why I'm happy with normal size.

 

Yeah.

Nobody wants a 3 foot dick.

You'll go from handsome to hideous in a matter of inches.

 

So very, VERY true. Bigger is not always better. Sometimes it just hurts.

 

LA, mate, just STFU.

 

Indeed!

 

Fuck you, mate.

 

I've heard about this guy more than once and people tend to say the same thing...THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO PROOF OF HIM HAVING THE BIGGEST PENIS IN THE WORLD. so there's absolutely nothing to prove his claim to fame that "I have the biggest erect penis in the world".

I actually read an article about this dude before,he's even made British tabloids and was on a British tv program lolol.

His critics say he gives the same lame ass excuse everytime when asked to prove his dimensions "I dont want to put pictures of my erect penis online". They say at most he's above average but thats all.

This clown made a name for himself based on people's faith in what he says lol. Maybe I should try it and become famous

 

Lmao.

 

Lmao lololol. I'd add a rep if I could.

 

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What a wuss. I knew that he lied about his penis size!

 

Another dumb New York boy who feels threatened by something he doesn't understand.

The idea of a flabby white guy with the biggest penis (on record) doesn't comport with your notions of reality.

 

Dude you sound so suspect right now.

 

Call me sad, but I started googling this and found that there actually are pictures of Mr. Big Dick.

 

Great.

Now the world is complete.

 

Real talk does this do anything for you ladies?

 

Not really, what u gonna do w it???
I bet he cant get it completely hard - takes too much blood....

 

Yes, it makes me laugh, blush, cringe and then run screaming in the opposite direction wondering why an ugly white guy had to put naked pictures of himself out into the public.
I'll never be the same again. :smt087 Hold me.