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Hugh Hefner's Christmas was extra, extra jolly this year: He's engaged again!
The Playboy founder, 84, is engaged to Crystal Harris, his 24-year-old girlfriend and Playmate.

What in the fuck would they have anything in common, shit is ridiculous.

 

Antarctica is really fucking cold.

 

Lol this is absolutely disgusting.

 

No thanks. I think it sounds disgusting. I want a real relationship and hot sex not this:


http://www.celebitchy.com/2635/ex-playmate_reveals_nasty_details_of_hugh_heffners_sex_sessions/

An ex Playmate has self-published a book about what goes on at the bizarre sex sessions at the Playboy mansion. She says that if you’re a hot nobody and want to get into Playboy without riding the then 78 year-old Hugh Hefner’s six inch Viagra erection, you can forget about it.

From her description, Hefner’s evening sex romps sound more like a freaky ritual than a fun-filled free for all. Here are the highlights:

•Women who live in the house must show up for Wednesday and Friday sex night. They are given rare exemptions in the case of major surgery (like a nose job), but if it’s that time of the month or they’re sick, they’re still expected to come. Even Heffner’s secretary has to participate.
•Hefner invites women into his lair. The night the source was there, 12 women were in the room. Each must bathe and wear identical pink pajamas. If they don’t want to have sex with the 78 year-old perv, they can leave their pajama bottoms on.
•Gay porn plays on two big screen TVs in the room.
•On the night the source was there, Heff got a hummer from his current girlfriend to start the action. 10 of the 12 girls then took turns having sex with him, taking about two minutes each while the other participants cheered him on. He took Viagra to perform and did not wear a condom.
•Women paired up for simulated lesbian sex for Heff’s benefit, but according to the source most of them weren’t into it and didn’t even like each other.
•The session ended with him having anal sex with the girlfriend, who wiped off his penis beforehand, as if that did something to prevent STDs.
In terms of what sex with Hef actually entails, it sounds like it’s strictly women on top:

How is a man who’s 78 years old able to have sex with that many women?

He doesn’t really do anything. He just lies there with his Viagra erection. It’s just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They’ll yell things like, “F-k her daddy, f-k her daddaddy!” There’s a lot of cheerleader going on!

Playmates are discouraged from talking about Hefner’s orgies through ongoing business deals with Playboy enterprises, including invitations to parties and ex-playmate get togethers, where they are paid for their appearance. There’s a code of silence around it because to reveal details would jeopardize their future earnings.

Strippers and lesser known porn stars get in Playboy by sleeping with Hef in these prearranged orgies, and the source claims that no woman has ever made playmate of the year without playing along at the sex sessions.

It looks like the answer to Bastardly’s question “Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?” has been answered a lot of the Playboy playmates, who would do it for fame and much less money.

 

LOL, just reading that makes one cringe.

 

WoW, JC, is this from credible source? Damn, so the man banged everyone of the playmates thru out the magazine history? It is off the wall.

 

I saw an article about Kendra Wilkinson's book and she said the same thing. Assembly line and sex for about a minute. :?

 

Them bitches are phony as shit. If forced shit like this was going thru out the history then how come some of the fake ass didnt come forward? They go gugu gaga over TV show, some movie extra deal, a chance to party with celebrity and magazine spread. Damn phonies.

 

Wow... gross.

 

The desire for fame and status is a mutha fukka ain't it.

 

Damn, LoL.

 

My penis went inward.

 

Someone inspired me to create an ad on Craig's List where I pretended to be a lucky lotto winner, I gave no description of myself and all I said was I just hit the lotto for a decent sum of money and I'm looking for an attractive woman to help me spend it. You must send pics to for a reply.


Surprisingly the woman who emailed me were hot looking, (not fake pics stolen off the internet) they willingly sent sexually pics without me even asking. I thought about being cruel and mean. Asking these woman to join me at one of the most expensive restruants in the city, order the most expensive things on the menu just to excuse myself to the bathroom before the bill arrived and dip the fuck out.

Something told me it will backfire tho so I didn't go thru with it.

 

Shit's not new, all throughout human history women would throw themselves at the most wealthy and famous of men no matter their outward appearance or age.

Money makes the world go round.

 

dolla dolla bill yall....

 

Hugh Marston Hefner's Playboy lifestyle is based on Carpre Diem(seize the day). Once he gets started, he doesn't hold back. He even had a tv show in the 60s(the show angered southern viewers). That is what I admire most about him. However, I was not thrilled or surprised about this young girl who ran away from him once only to return. Being a Playmate has advantages. College is paid for. Acting, music or business careers can be guided. It is a known fact that anyone who pays is the one who calls the shots. As E!'s A.J. Benza says,"Fame. Ain't it a bitch."

 

Damn, I miss Satyr

 

Me three.