"I swear life is a bitch on her period" : Kanye West, "Chain Heavy" off "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy" Hot Albulm Cop it 5 out 5
Well one man's trash is another man's treasure, one man's pain is another man's pleasure. One damn thing you can't change is the weather but even if it rain, we get rained on together. J.Cole - You Got It
When I asked my smart-ass son what he planned on doing tonight he gave me a hilarious & very quote-worthy answer. "To hang out with my wang out." -my son
"Don't waste it. There's sober kids in India."-My friend "You reek DELICIOUSLY of fucking marijuana!!"-My drunk ass friend talking to his girlfriend tonight.
My friend doesn't usually throw up. As far as what happens next, he's probably going to fuck his girl because he always tells us that when he's drunk. His descriptions are funny as fuck.
"Tonight, I'm gonna fuck her in the ass and BEAST that shit, bro." ""Dude, I was fuckin' her and I pulled and busted so hard that it hit the wall, and then then rest landed on her face. She heard it hit the wall and she looked up and said 'what the fuck', while the rest of my shit hit a bullseye in her face. Best nut ever." "When my girl is high, it is hella easier for her to deepthroat my cock. It's like it relaxes the gag reflex or some shit, man." He had a lot more tonight, but those are the ones I remember off the top of the head.
:smt073 sounds like pair LMAO!!!! I heard that weed helps w nausea.. gag reflexes seems a natural thing then... HAHA
Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result isn't the definition of insanity, its the personification of laziness.
"He that shuts love out, in turn shall be shut out from love, and on her threshhold lie, howling in outer darkness." -Alfred Lord Tennyson
