Favorite quotes

"The friend of a fool is a fool. The friend of a wise person is another wise person." -Husia Proverb

 

"I swear life is a bitch on her period" : Kanye West, "Chain Heavy" off "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy" Hot Albulm Cop it 5 out 5

 

Eric B. is on the cut and my name is Rakim.

 

:heart:

 

Well one man's trash is another man's treasure, one man's pain is another man's pleasure. One damn thing you can't change is the weather but even if it rain, we get rained on together.

J.Cole - You Got It

 

"Nice guys finish last because we wanna make sure she finishes first."- Unknown

 

HA!!! Win.

 

:smt081:smt081:smt081

 

"Don't waste it. There's sober kids in India."-My friend

"You reek DELICIOUSLY of fucking marijuana!!"-My drunk ass friend talking to his girlfriend tonight.

 

LMAO
What happend next?
>:vom:

hahaha

 

My friend doesn't usually throw up.

As far as what happens next, he's probably going to fuck his girl because he always tells us that when he's drunk. His descriptions are funny as fuck.

 

Bring em on!!

 

"Tonight, I'm gonna fuck her in the ass and BEAST that shit, bro."

""Dude, I was fuckin' her and I pulled and busted so hard that it hit the wall, and then then rest landed on her face. She heard it hit the wall and she looked up and said 'what the fuck', while the rest of my shit hit a bullseye in her face. Best nut ever."

"When my girl is high, it is hella easier for her to deepthroat my cock. It's like it relaxes the gag reflex or some shit, man."



He had a lot more tonight, but those are the ones I remember off the top of the head.

 

:smt073

sounds like pair

LMAO!!!!

I heard that weed helps w nausea.. gag reflexes seems a natural thing then...
HAHA

 

Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result isn't the definition of insanity, its the personification of laziness.

 

nice circle of friends you got there