Talk about a time you took a L.

I go to this one website to download leaked music from and on that website they have a couple different forums. There is this sex and relationship section of their forum and on it there was a thread call "talk about a time you took a l". Ive been reading that shit for the past day and the stories on there are FUNNY AS FUCK. For those of you who dont know what an L is, a L is basically a fail. If you've ever

-been cheated on, you took an l
-if you've ever busted a nut to quick, you took an l
-if you've ever been played, you took an l
- if someone has ever embarrassed you, (especially in a public setting) you took an l
-if you've ever been used as a rebound to get to someone else, you took an l

Here are a couple examples of L's Ive read so far just to give you a better idea of what Im getting at

Ex1:
Prom date one.....had every thing geared up ready to go...everything matched.....everything was going as planed...week before the night...I CAN'T GO...... so....


Prom date 2....so with in hours of her back'n the fuck out...i find another date...mind u we had a week to get the shit together...4 days later..she claims she didn't have a enough time get a damn dress, even after i offerd to pay for it ...soOO thats like big ass L's in one week...

so i'm like damn time to call in the bigg doggs ...so i ask the one of the baddest chicks in my school to go with me...come to find out she wasn't even going *(she was a JR at the time)* so i'm like cool bet..she already had a dress. and wanted to go...PREFECT...so shit everything was a HIT.. we both looked good as shit..and at the end of the night i droped her off at some other dudes crib.... that felt like a baby l's lol....

welp come to find out a couple months later
4 of the Baddest bitches at my school was all wait'n on me to ask them to my prom...NOW AIN'T THAT A BITCH......and thats just high school

ex2:
first time i got some pussy...of course it was only 2 mins. but the thing is, i had never jacked off, so i didnt know whta it felt like to cum. so i came and shit, and i was like "damn, sex is the shit" right, then im still goin and my shit got soft and u pull out and im like "oh snap, i came"

and she was like "yeah...i thought i felt it"

that was embarassing.....

and wit the same chick, couple months back nigga i lasted for 45 seconds, no lie. i timed it. we started at 10:12, nigga i was comin at 10:13, and we was right by the computer. im like fuck it, gimme 15 minutes i got u we can go again. nigga i came in 2 minutes the seconds time!!! She left my house dissatisfied that night. I hadn't had none in like a month or two tho....

This can be fun thread if people check their egos at the door and get real and personal.

I'll tell you a time I took an L... The day before my friend who committed suicides funeral. Me and all of my friends were going to go out to eat (in the memory of her) at the restauraunt/bar she use to work at. Instead of going straight there with the group, I went to my friend Matts house because I thought we were just gonna visit for a bit and leave. We get out there, and aint shit happening, just a whole bunch of stuck up girls and a whole bunch of lame dudes were there. Me and my friend Chris decide to leave and that we'll just call it a night and do something the next day after my friends funeral. I get to the crib at around 1 or 2am and no one is home except my friends my mom and she is knocked out asleep in her room. Im sitting on the couch salty as fuck watching informercials and shit.

AT around 4 or 5 am my friends come in drunk as fuck like they just had the time of their lives. Come to find out my friends had a great time reminiscing about our friends life and stuff. They got all their food comped and they all went to a bar afterwards and one of my friends dropped around $1500 in there buying shots for everyone. 2 of my friends that went got in even though they were underage as fuck. They basically had a great time as a group (we're close enough where we basically are like fam), while my black ass was having the shittiest night ever. I definitely took an L that night.

 

(All this happen a couple years back, I dont party like this anymore, I grew out of that phase, )

The next day we went to the memorial for her (her body couldnt be in the Church because Catholics believe if you commit suicide its a sin and that you go to hell) and had a great time together. We went out to eat and when we got done we went back to the crib and kicked it for a bit. I was full of energy while everybody else (with the exception of my friend Chris that I went to the get together with the previous night) was tired as fuck. That day was Fat Tuesday so there was no way in hell I was gonna spend that shit at the crib, so me and my friend met up and decided to go downtown, so we could catch the last parade b4 Mardi Gras was over.

When we went downtown, he brought a cute co worker of his who was from outta town with us. Me and her are flirting and what not, and start kissing and grinding on each other in the club. We decide to leave and go get something to eat at the Waffle House and kick it. We eat, have a lil drama happen and dip off to her dorm. When we get there, we decide we're gonna go straight to bed. Its me on the inside of the bed, the girl in the middle and my friend Chris on the outside. I start kissing her and when I put my hand down in her panties, guess who else has their hand down there, my friend Chris.

We start getting naked and we decide we're gonna run a train on her (because she was down and we were fucked up and horny as shit). She start giving my homie head while Im eating her out, then we switch and she starts giving me head while my friend starts fucking her. In the middle of it all, we decide to film some of it on my friends camera phone (I tried to film it on mine, but I was so fucked up, I forgot how to use my phone lol). We're going at it or w/e and me and my friend decide to switch up.

Right when I go to put my dick in I go soft as fuck (This was during my party days when I was experimenting with alot of substances), I forgot that I had popped an oxy a couple hours before, plus on top of that I was drunk as fuck. This girl was kinda crazy and sorta insecure, so outta nowhere she starts saying am I too ugly for you to fuck. I tell her no, that I was just to messed up to do it. I tell her to give me some head while I try to get it back up. While she was doing that my friend is fucking the shit out of her. My shit starts to get hard again so I tell him to switch up with me. When I tried again it was hard for like 30 sec and then I went limp again.

I ended up having to just accept the head she was giving me and be the designated cameraman, while my friend beat that shit up. End result, I took a huge ass L.

 

The Potato Eaters

 

Bet you can't name this one:

 

Is this now a art thread lol.

 

Nymphs and Satyr

HA!

 

There are so many reasons I love you. Well done.

 

Everytime I take a chick out I'm taking an L

 

Maybe you should try dating ladies, instead of taking out chicks?

 

Maybe I would if you made your way out here lady! Lol

 

My life consists of nothing but L's...I'll list them later.

 

I remember I was chilling on the computer and my Dad was upset with me...I said something smart and he punched me in the face. I'm heated so I mumbled "could of least been a man and punched me when I was looking"

He leans over and says look at me boy, I look BAM!!! LOL I was salty as hell.



One time I had the most intense dry humping session ever with this girl. I swear to goodness it was of epic proportions straight out of movies. Floor, couch, stairs, tables, wall, desk etc for a little bit over a hour. We didn't have a condom at the time...So both in our heads we thinking we were going to have some mind blowing sex when it comes to the real deal.

Next day I come over prepared with protection but my dick wasn't. I couldn't get it up It was embarrassing she didn't want to help me out at all (she had a look of disgust even when asked her to rub it a lil) so I went to a room to jack off to a soft erection...I should of stopped while I could but nooooooooooo, I didn't want to go out like a punk bitch.

Anyway I fuck her and it was weak...really weak and I know fucked up royale so I offered to eat her pussy since she said never had it done before and somewhat save myself of ridicule. Just before I stick my tongue in I have a change of heart cuz I know she a ho so I used my chin hairs instead lol

She never noticed and actually got off or atleast pretended to...Next day at school she clowns me in front of everyone during lunch time. She still clowns me and talks shit till this day and that was like 7 or 8 years ago.

 

Punched in the face during Father's day 2 years ago

At the in-laws during a bbq, I'm in the house with my father in law and other men, just drinking having a good time. So the Mom comes in with the typical I ain't being shown any attention so I'mma stir up some shit. She complains that Dad in law is high (drunk) and he needs to get to BBQ cuz people were hungry.

Me calling myself diffusing the situation I but in "he ain't high we just enjoying ourselves" Well out of no where my 30 year old big ass baby wanna be Tony Montana brother in law who I didn't even know was in the room spazzes out on me.

"Who the fuck is 4north1side2 to say if dad is high or not! If Mom says Dad is high, he is fucking high! I'm tired of the motherfucker getting away with so much shit, I'mma fucking kill you" etc... Starts searching for the burner in the house like he really going shoot me.

I don't say nothing, just let that baby keep wining while everybody else tries to calm him down. So he goes outside to walk it out and I come out about 5 mins to later to apologize since he thought I was overstepping my boundaries.

"Look man I'm really sorry but it was never my intention to encroach family lines"...He's says "4north1side2, leave me the fuck alone!" so I'm "aight, just letting you know" That's when he goes beserk "I said leave me the fuck alone" and punches me in the face.

I'm in shock...holding my face because dude really punched me in the face. Seeing that I'm not hurt he spears me to the ground but I quickly gain the upper hand and pin him to the ground saying "I ain't got no beef with you but if you want to punch me do it but I won't hit you back because I have to much respect for your family"

At this point everybody screaming yelling and we part ways... I felt like a complete bitch for never throwing a fist back and still do...I ain't trying to hear all that walking away is noble bullshit.

 

hahhahaha!

 

Cried in front of a grown woman because I couldn't get it up

My friends came to my house I was mad at tried to make it up to me by taking me downtown to hangout and get drunk. So while we were hanging out my friend peeps that these cougar's riding that circled the block twice and hollas at them.

Ugly bunch they were but one was ok looking. He spits game and I stand by quiet with the others because I'm still mad. I started playing with my phone which was a Verizon V at the time and the ok chick instantly took notice.

My friend starts talking some bullshit embarrassing "Oh you like that phone, we got money, we ballin" I just SMH Anyway my friend and I ditch the crew and decide to hang out with them. So the ok looking chick pulls up a gas station to refill and I jump the fuck out the car when the ok chicks gets out being all flirty making jokes, holding hands, slapping her ass...

She took as me taking charge and being aggressive...Really it was my friend wanted to hit leaving me with the wilderbeasts in the car. Ain't no way in hell I was going to let that happen!

Anyway we go to a park drink smoke and chill and the ladies are ready to roll home. I'm like we going with y'all but they were like we live a hour away in the part of the state we never heard of. My friend starts buggin and says no. I didn't want to go either but my friend hyped up so much during the night I didn't want to look like a bitch.

We drop him off and I go. Get to the house after a hour getting to know each other better and playing hard to get. Because of certain circumstances I got a quicky in. I felt like king because I was 18 and just fucked a 32 year old woman while her best friend watched. They treated me like a king as well.

Next day was supposed to be the real deal. No kids friends or interruptions, just us. She blacked out the room turned the music up. I couldn't get hard tho lol Went to the bathroom, nothing. I came back sat up bed and said I can't do it...Started feeling like shit because I was cheating and failed horribly at it. Started crying, she started crying, her friend overheard came in started crying.

We just all sat on bed sobbing about our troubles LOL!!! I can't believe I'm even typing this shit. That was a really weird, awkward hour long ride home. Chick even gave me a chance to redeem myself when she dropped me off but I passed.

 

I'm giggling like a motherfucker. Man, you could make millions with this.

 

Started a new job working the nightshift. Long boring night I started browsing all types of stuff people of normalcy consider weird. My shift is almost over I get up to stretch and another co-worker sits at the terminal I was at.

Nosy ass bitch immediately presses the drop down button to see what I was looking at and broadcasts it to everyone in the office. I never forgot to clear the browsing history since then.

3 L's

Hanging out with my friend downtown and he holla's at this very attractive chick with her emo friend. I do the wingman thing which gets me no where but my friend is hitting it off with the other chick extremely well. My friend is 100% sure he can hit it but he can't bring them home to his parents house so he wants a hotel room.

I tell him my credit card is already near the limit around $4,800 out of $5,000 limit but I'm willing to do this for him because I consider him a true friend. I give him a whole month to pay me back too and he's said yeah I got you.

We go to a hotel, try to order alcohol during check but the agent was like your 18 no. Get to the room and try to order via room service, No again and the agent said anymore trouble from you guys I'm evicting you.

My friend thought he was clever, so he leaves and gets a homeless guy to order us some alcohol except the dumbass tells the agent it's going to our room. She's livid and does kick us out while my friend is already half naked in bed with chick. L 1

It's 12AM now and we have no way to get home so I have other choice but to stay at another hotel taking me over my credit card limit. L 2

We get to our room and my friend is already getting down to business with his lady friend so I try to do the same with emo chick. I'm rubbing her pussy and it's dry as desert, she stops me looks me dead in the eyes and says "I'm not having sex with you" That damaged my ego something serious. L 3

My friend smashed all night, I swear from 1AM-5AM. Remember that episode of THe Chappelle Show, The Real Real World? Charlie Murphy was beating off in the dark watching dude with his girl...Ummm yeah, that was me shamefully. L 3



Actually it was 4 L's, end of the month came. My "friend" dodged me more times than Neo with bullets for payment.