If you find yourself in a scary movie

Yes, Im bored.

Rules:

If the room has blood, chains and tools in it, for heavens sake - dont walk into it.


Never walk backwards


Dont ever, ever have sex


Your turn

 

A world where all white women are extinct is scary enough.

 

Dito
LOL

 

Dont go downstairs
Dont run through the woods
Dont go back to help someone who falls
Dont go in the basement or attic

 

Dont be a virgin

Dont be drunk

oh, and dont be a black guy.

 

if you hear a noise...do not investigate

if the lights go out...do not go try and fix the fuse

do not leave your curtains open

 

chat chika

 

LOL @ the replies

 

don't go into the light

 

woods, avoid them
also, farms

 

also avoid:
old camp grounds
country houses away from civilisation

 

Don't answer the phone over and over again if the first message is "have you checked the children."

Don't fall asleep EVER....

Don't say Bloody Mary three times into a mirror.

Don't celebrate Halloween.

Don't remember what you did last summer ;p

Don't videotape the paranormal.

Don't go on a witch hunt.

 

If something scary is happening, for god's sake GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! Don't just stand there looking at it!

Don't go into the bathroom and lock the door!

Don't drive alone at night (and if you do, always check the back seat before you get in the car!!)

 

Never go anywhere without a cell phone a gun and some duck tape.

 

Avoid waiting 28 weeks.

Avoid Freddy (hence never fall asleep).

Don't go swimming in the water.

Don't answer the door late at night.

 

Don't take a shower.

 

Never, ever go investigate a strange noise.

 

- Don't count on the police or any form of law enforcement to save you

- Travel in groups, as your friend Billy with the limp will increase your chance of survival

- Become the hunter. Turning the tables on the monster, psycho or supernatural force will take them off guard, giving you the advantage. Remember, they don't expect you to fight back!

- Conquer any fear of heights. As you may need to climb some 30 feet or so up a ladder to get to safety.

- When going camping or visiting a tourist attraction, LISTEN to the crazy old man or lady telling stories of legend about a crazed killer with a hook for a hand. Because it's probably true.

- Collect evidence as you go. This goes with the first one about police not showing up. If you're lucky reluctant investigator or two may show up off and on throughout your ordeal. Collecting proof that your stalker, lunatic, monster friend exist is the only way to persuade them to get the calvary to arrive at the end. You know, to carry off his body or collect the remains after you've done all the hard work. Or shot the monster in the back of the head as he's about to cleave your head off with his butter knife fingers.

- Tell people where you are going! Nothing is more annoying then the burnt out writer that decides to go away for the weekend to a cabin in the woods only to get chased by a demon possessed man and no one even knows you're gone. Let's get real, we all don't have overly nosey friends that would break into our house because we're not answering their calls, only to sift through our notes and belongings to realize that we've gone to the place we've shouldn't have gone to, and arrive in just in time to save the day.