Who gets more ass?

The rules are very simple, either post two people against each other or vote on a previous post selection. There really is no point to this thread, its just here for shits and gigs. So that being said who do you think would get laid more?



vs



Mr. Tibbs


vs

Blacula

 

what are you drinking now, exactly?

 

Nothing, Im just hyper and bored right now, so I figured start a playful/not so serious thread.

 

Merry



Vs Pippin




OR

Frodo



Vs Sam



OR


Gandalf



Vs Dumbledore

 

Pippin ftw, Frodo pulls more ass in general, but Sam pulls better quality ass, I think Gandalf and Dumbledore would get = amounts of ass.

 

Gandolf would get more ass because Dumbledore is gay JK Rowling said so. And he's always around kids no adults.
Sam over Frodo because he had a wife waiting for him at home. Frodo didn't seem to interested in women.
Merr over Pippen because ladies love Charlie from lost.

 

I always thought Frodo and Sam were a couple? So that should be a tie.

 

Superman over Captain Planet because he's Superman plain and simple
Blackula over Mr Tibbs because women love that vampire shit right now.

 

Chat edition: BA vs Jaisee

 

BA just cause he's easy and available (two very important things) :smt112:smt049

 

LOL, true....

 

Fighters touch gloves and come out swinging.

 

It's damn close call!

But I think we have a winner!

 

Winners are:

Pippin - way cooler than Meriadoc
Sam - He's the one who should bring the ring. Frodo is a lil bitch.
Gandalf - He's way sexier than Dumbledore (though less sweet).

LOL

 

Fred Weasley



VS

George Weasley



or

Severus Snape



VS

Lucius Malfoy

 

Harry



VS

Voldemort




Please somebody stop me! LOL

 

LMAO!! Where is my boy, Draco??

 

I'm laughing so hard I may wet myself...Kushton you're incorrigible & I love it... :smt058

 

George because he seems a bit more sensible, plus not many people like the name Fred.

Snape defo gets more, you just don't know what he's hiding underneath that big black cloak Lucius is too smarmy even for the worst of witches and he's a coward, which never gets you ass.