Whats the drunkest you've ever been?

im afraid to ask, this is one of your mates your talking about yes?
does he still have all his teeth left after the beat down?

 

Yeah, it was one of my friends. The biggest alcoholic out of all my friends. artyman: My friend's mom didn't really say anything, but I could see that she was hella uncomfortable so I was trying to lead him away from her saying shit like "aight, man. You're swaying into people a little too much. Let's take a seat" cause I didn't wanna call him out in front of everybody else, especially her son. Thing is, if it has a vagina, and my friend is drunk, he'll wanna fuck it.

 

possibly. but that is all from a square's perspective tho, isn't it?
i wonder what the circle would say. hmm...
(i'll stay silent) lol

 

They might not remember. :drinkers:


Awwww, shit. We gon' get into it. :smt084 :smt005

 

neva that, playboy. you da man. i'm goin with whatever you say.

 

i would say the circle due to the vast amount of alcohol consumed, doesnt give a frig, they find it funny as fuck

 

agreed. lol

 

Robina,you are not a slut. Your mate took your trust and did a runner by having the blokes over there. Sorry for suggesting that insinuation it is not my intention.

 

its ok soul, i get the misunderstanding. the friend i house shared with was back when i was 18, i havnt spoken to the girl since then.

im alot more cautious about who i make friends with these days and havnt shared a home since

 

thsi is what i call being fucked up.

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I remember being at a strip club, and almost passing out at our table.

my fam kept telling me I would be kicked out if I did that

fun times



was also the first time I seen an attendant, in a restroom.



that rivals the time I took a L on the curb, trying to get into my uncles car on another occasion. I was stone stupid.

 

I saw this....

Wow @ being in such a drunken stupor....

 

I want to get drunk.

 

your family went with you to the strip club...??? i want your family

 

I've never been to a strip club. :smt104

 

:smt119 gasp...!!! your thing to do (not on your date) at some point this weekend is to go to one...!!! i want pics of you putting $$$ into strippers g's by your teeth

 

LMAO!! I can't go by myself. And plus, I don't have the money for a strip club. :smt009

 

me and both my married uncles and all my cousins, ended up at the hood strip club.

funny part is...i talked to my aunt about it and she said was aware her husband (unc) was with us..

she doesnt mind that kinda stuff in their marriage

guess the way she sees it, she'd rather have her husband getting a taste instead of going for the full meal, you know


kinda like the Al Bundy thing

 

take a friend...if not this weekend the next

i was the same in my marriage. there's no harm in looking, it's the touching that i dislike. the only time i really cracked my smokebox with the ex is when i found out that a stripper had a lollipop up her box and he took it and sucked it afterwards. besides that moment, i don't have a problem with it...that might change if my man would go there every week.

 

no lollipops, but masturbating the strippers (with your hands) was on the menu..

guys were taking turns like the shit was pudding

look on the bright side tho, everyone got to practice making a girl cum

lol