What the first thing someone would notice about you?

:smt006:smt077

 

The only thing I love about this jungle is you dont need a gun (well atleast not one of those guns) for protection, just an econo pack of your finest rubbers and some lube and you can survive these hard streets.

 

I am Quite fond of cougars, they are experienced and know how to have a good time. Don't underestimate a timeless women

 

I'm ready to deploy to these jungles at ant time.

 

go straight to the top of the pack din...!!! :smt058

 

the australian ones first right :smt006

 

Can I do basic training in Aussie land as well? The American drill sergeants don't know what do to with me.

 

Me too, shit give me a video camera too and I can start my own tv show "The Cougar Hunter". No cougar around is safe, its 24/7 poaching season. :smt070

 

Should I send them to u or share the wealth.

 

Good idea. You got the right idea. You film, and I jump into the action. You don't have to worry about the cougars attacking you I'll sacrifice my body for the good of our viewers.


Glad we got that settled, bro.

 

:smt084 No I stick, you move.

 

Or I stick AND move. See? EVERYBODY WINS!!!! Flawless plan. I should be a general or something with these brilliant strategies.

 

50 50 split on the condoms and stick and move time and you got yourself a Got Damn deal (says in Pops from Wayans bros voice).

 

Deal, sir!


BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!!

 

of course you can...whiks and i are ready and waiting for your arrival :smt077

what do you think...??? :smt047

 

I'll be prepared for the rigorous training ahead. You two shall make me the perfect Aussie soldier. :twisted:

 

I think you met to say this.
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that shit never gets old.

Can I trust you, Im not trying to have a Brett Farve/Kanye/damn near all the celebrity men moment. Sexting is a commitment, taking and receiving :smt110

 

of course you can trust me...don't i look trustworthy...??? :smt083 :smt051

 

(Sighs) Well then leave your info and Ill get back to you with a "special pic"

 

lol...tarshibear@hotmail.com

now get going :smt049