lol I'll let it slide with you, just because I love Aussie accents and you got a M.I.L.F vibe going on .
I've got a friend that's a hardcore 1-upper. If you got hit by a car, he got hit by a truck. If you punched a whole through a wall, he punch out a window, you fought 3 guys, he fought 6. It's funny seeing him go back and forth with my friend's sister's boyfriend cause he's a 1-upper just as much. Funny thing is that they are the older than my friends and I by like 7 years and they still do this bragging shit.
People who have nice shit but their kids are struggling to survive. How the fuck you gonna be rocking Prada and LV but your kid dont have clothes on their back. I mean really how the fuck are you gonna be eating steak and shrimp, but your kid aint had a solid meal in days. Trifling ass parents can eat a dick.
Right now I wanna go shoot my neighbors dog.. or better yet, the neighbors for letting that poor dog stay outside barking all day.. counting 12 h now... argh. Is that wrong??? LOL
Have you tried flashing the dog? I mean I know I would shutup if you flashed me . All you need is some heavy sedatives and some meat and that dog will shutup.
When people do illegal/bad shit and dont get caught, then say something along the lines of "Thank you God" or "Goodlooking out Jesus". Do you really think whoever your God is would be giving you daps for fn up.
These spam fuckers and their constant creativity (sarcasm), have been bombarding me with email acting like they're Facebook. They have it like such and such confirmed me as a friend, sent me a message or wants to be my friend. I send them right to spam, but of course they have 50 million different emails.
When people just grab my locs without asking, or when Im talking to someone and I notice that when they talk to me their looking at my hair the whole fuckin time.
