Words that can F up the mood?

When its comes down to being in the mood to make love, fuck, put percy in the playpen, etc etc. What words or actions can your partner do or say to completely fuck up the mood. I'll start it off with, if a girl tells me she gotta shit before we get down to business, Im outty 5000.

 

"can you scratch off these crusts"


:smt077

 

"no anal tonight" that might tick jaisee off. srry jay, too tempting.lol

As for me, I don't think anything can turn me off, my hormones are too strong & stubborn.

 

:smt005

 

"I'm late."

 

:smt042

 

Bidets allowed women to wash up before sex, as well as to rinse themselves afterwards.

You need to invest in one of these, Kush! Some of the women on the forum here have said that we need more bidets in America.

I cannot believe that this is the first image I have ever posted online, (not including my avatar). I have lost my damn mind.

 

:smt045 :smt081

 

You already won. That was hilarious, Bro.

 

I think I have AIDS. I might need to borrow $20,000.

 

ok the thread contest is over. We have a winner!

 

"Dont pull my hair to hard"

 

no no I still get the same feeling.

 

if I am horny then the last thing I want to hear is I'm on my period. If I am not then I don't want to hear I'm late.

 

youz a dirty mug :smt078

i know dat rite...no baby daddy here..besides how we know it's mine anyway...coochie open so much it has drive-thru windows

 

You beat me to it! I was gonna post about a dude saying he's done as well...LOL

 

LOL!

That's why they have make sure we get ours FIRST...lol