Whats one way you just dont wanna die?

Lil Wayne had his lil side kick Birdie. "Dont Die", mayne!

Robin Harris, baby, May his too young to die soul rest in peace.


Ok, just know, I'm charging 0.008% interest on ya $5 x 2 starting next week. Thanx.

 

.008%? Damn, you tryna break me?! Tryna keep me from buying my cheezeburgerz n' shit.

 

Please, Mcdonald's was so 90's. Pick ya game up playa, all the action's "hannin" at Wendy's now...

 

:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043Shit had me dyin'!


But Wendy's is my weekend fix. I can't drop 8 bucks on a Baconator every time I want my burger. I gotta start hittin' up pawn shops to make money for classy shit like Wendy's.


A Baconator=like 6,000 cows. So greasy, cheesey, bacony and good.

 

Nope.


All the action is at In N' Out.

You're really missing out if you've never had this before.

Everything they serve is all natural.



As a matter of fact, that's where I'm going later on today.

 

Truth.

 

Nah Jadakiss fam.

You're joint is from Bebe's kids. Looking back on that shit that movie was so negative but funny as hell

 

Man, that burger look DERICIOUS!!!

 

I'm not wondering about that since I'm not going to die ever.

 

Stop.

 

:mrgreen: @ 6000 cows! Po' DD16 just don't know what she started.

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Ok you broke bum (damn fine as it is)8), here ya go...starting next month-


McRib Sandwich Returns To McDonald's Nationwide On Nov. 2




No more...

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for you.

 

As much as it goes against my desire to not eat meat, hell yeah it does.

 

I want to die in some pussy when I'm old as shit.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

 

I've never had the Mc Rib. I might have to fuck with it before they take it away again.

 

+1

I wouldn't want to starve to death either

 

That'll kill ya fer sure, by gum!











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only good thing about that is that there is a probability of instant-death or no pain, depending on your orientation to the blast, vehicle protection, and whether or not spinal/nerve damage was involved. I'd take an IED rigged with good explosives that's going to blow me up, over something created by some batshit kid, that's just going to maim or take a limb off any day.

To be honest tho, I was thinking about the topic a while back (last night while taking a shit). A career in law enforcement has always been in the back of my mind, but I kept thinking about how cops were dying. Some get killed during routine traffic stops, and some get killed in shootouts. There are hundreds of thousands of officers nationwide, with only a small amount dying, which is kind of acceptable. People die every day after all. But HOW those people are dying, and how cops can die (and the intense situations leading up to that), is some really deep shit to think on.

Imagine pulling over an innocuous ford taurus, and getting shot in the face by the driver.

 

Yeah, but if I don't die instantly, it'll be shitty. Also, I don't want some of the crazy fucks that killed me to make an example out of me and fuck with my dead body. The shit they've done to soldier's bodies are fuckin' ridiculous. Got my burned torso and head posted up in the quad with an Americn flag sticking out of my neck. Although, I won't give a shit when I'm dead, but who wants their family to know that they didn't recover the body or they did recover and identify the body through dog tags and dental records. I sure as hell don't wanna hear that shit about my friend.

Sad how cops can die in the most bullshit situations. And there's a lot of trigger happy "fuck the police" people out there too. It's scary hearing the audio from some of those police encounters when they've been shot n' shit, because at the end of the day, they're human and hearing them panic when they tend to relieve the panic in situations is kida unsettling.

 

As much as I'm on a diet and all...the look of that burger made me consider emigrating to the states for a taste or two, all in a split second. England has nothing on you guys when it comes to burgers...

But back to the subject matter of the thread, I really, REALLY just don't want to die on the toilet like Elvis did. Even though my skin colour deems it impossible, I'd still be blushing all the way to heaven.

Seriously though, I just don't want to die unexpectedly. As in not see it coming, like getting run over by a vehicle, stabbed out of the blue or in my sleep or something, because that would suck. I would prefer that the Reaper give me an estimated date for when to "hand the library book of my life in".

On a side note, if I don't get an instant replay or a quick slide-show of my life in the last moments, I'm suing God