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Gooood mooooooorning! A tough weekend is expecting me. Wish me good luck!
If I pass the exam on saturday I'm gonna be a certified bellydance teacher.

 

Good luck Italiana, shake what your mama gave ya.

 

Good thoughts for you.

 

OH OH OH!
How exciting!!!!

You will pass with flying colors hun!!!!


Im sending you love and good luck!

 

What's good with you FG?

 

all well Mr Smooth!
How are you my dear?

 

good luck, you'll ace it

 

recieved a picture email and drooled all over my keyboard

 

Awwww I want one of those types of emails too. I wanna drool....

 

Thank you... the problem isn't shaking... the problem is the theory and history!

what what who when where? i wanna have an admire who send me pics too.

 

if i catch you online later i will explain all

thou hes just scored an own goal with some stupid stereotyping crap

 

not able to chat today, maybe tomorrow night if u r home... i'm sure i'll be home lol, partying by myself if i passed the exam.

 

you will pass lady, don't worry... :smt052

 

I saw an Asian homeless man yesterday. Never saw one before...lol

 

Bored. Gonna go for a cruise. Blast some G-Funk. Yay!

 

I've never seen one, except for in a video game......he was badass.

 

and the drool worthy picture emails continue, at this rate im gonna need a drip for dehydration

 

My friend might be in some shit. We were joking about it today, but kinda serious at the same time. His girl might be pregnant. Funny thing is, she is being all wishy-washy. She doesn't want to claim the title of "boyfriend and girlfriend" but she's always saying "no, wait. I like you but I don't wanna get too close". Everybody sees them as together. And we're thinking, "then why the hell did y'all fuck if you didn't wanna get too close?" He's tired of this thing dragging along and he ships out for the Army next Sunday and he's like "make a decision. I don't have time for this shit", because who wants to leave home with some unfinished drama shit like this? But back to the pregnacy story.

I was at his house earlier today and he was talking about how when he went over to her place, she was throwing up and the first thing I thought was "you done got her pregnant, you fuck!", and I was gonna bring it up but we changed the subject. So, we're hanging tonight and he brings up her throwing up again and he's like "I think she might be pregnant", and I laughing and going "Dude, I told you to wrap you shit up". And he gets a text from his girl saying "did you cum in me?", then he goes "Uhhh, no!!! Don't you remember? I nutted all over you and you were like 'EEEWWWW, you got your kids all over me'". At this point, I am fucking dying laughing.


So, we start talking about "I told you so" and what it would be like if he had a kid, and how he done fucked his life up by possibly getting a girl pregnant that doesn't want to "get to close". I'm going "Dude, you've got a dependant now. 2, if she really is pregnant. You're FUCKED!!" I'm just joking and giving him a hard time, but I seriously don't want him fucking up his life with a kid when he's not ready, especially since one of our friends who was in my graduating class has a kid now and they are miserable(although, there are some shitty cirumstances for them).


Then he remembers that "there MIGHT have been precum". I go "MIGHT my ass. That's a normal human fuction just like busting a nut. There WAS precum and that's risking pregnancy right there." Then like every other naive kid that's gone through sex-ed, he pulls the "but I doubt it'll happen/it felt so good" shit. I proceed to school my padwan. Then he goes "well, we did fuck through 2 King of the Hill DVDs". This muthafucka fucked through 2 DVDs of King of the Hill, which is damn near 3 hours. He fucked through the first dvd, got up, flipped the disc then went back to pounding the puss. The reason they had Kin gof the Hill on was to drown out their own noise so his parents wouldn't wake up. I go "dude, 3 hours? Yeah, there was precum at some point". He then goes "man, I wish I had a narrow urethra and low sperm count like Hank Hill. I wouldn't have to worry about kids". I agree with him. She hasn't taken a pregnancy test or anything but I hope she ain't pregnant. My boy don't need that shit.


Wonder what they're gonna have to say to each other tomorrow. 8)

 

hahhahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I saw a homeless Asian woman in August in front of a 7-11 and damn near lost my shit. That's how bad those bankers and financiers fucked up the economy.