The word "shart" makes me laugh like a muthafucka. I don't know why. I'm on urbandictionary looking up all the different entries of the word. This is my entertainment. " when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!! Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!" Kayla: "No, I sharted." Gertrude: "Oh ok."" Whenever I'm in a shitty mood (pun?), I hit up urban dictionary to get some laughs.
I agree, that made me laugh out loud! My thought of the day is.. I will never ever ever be in Times Square on a weekend ever again! Neither will I ever go up the Empire State Building on a w/e either. sheeesh.
Sight seeing can be rough sometime, especially when you're with people whom aren't troopers (not say you are).
I dreamed that a member who stopped talking to me msged me on yahoo and I was hyper for that. :smt012
I dreamt that I creamed in this chick and she told me she got pregnant and she is flying away with my fetus out of the country.
that and many things are just overrrated and/or if youve seen them a few times before, its just not interresting enough to go through the process- but what dont you do for family
