Blacks are terrible tippers?

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At this waterpark out here called Golfland Sunsplash, damn near everybody there is a weedhead. I don't want Cheech and Chong saving my life when I start drowing in the Lazy River. They'd probably use the shit as bong water.

 

Gotta listen to our elder. :smt023

 

Heyyy I'm deliverin' pizza not sliding down a pole, although for you... :smt003

 

So saggin' khakis aren't professional but a mini skirt is? Men.

 

The pole is optional *oops!*

 

this is probably why i dont eat out. I was raised to give like a dollar tip. Two dollars if you had stacks like that. I 'forgot' to tip one of these drivers, and i swear that dude looked at me sideways.

When you go to a restaurant it's worse. You gotta calculate a nice tip, because they work so hard. BULLSHIT. They're not the ones slaving day and night, cooking like Aunt Jemina. If anything, I WILL TIP THE COOK.

 

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lol

which pole we talkin about anyway.....shit nevermind, with her it doesnt even matter

slip n' slide all-star

 

The the way the world works .

 

I'm glad tipping isn't done at McDonalds. As often as I go there, them fools probably already think I'm stackin'. I swear, one time last summer, I pulled up to the window and dude said "Hello again. the usual?"

Fuck calculating anything. I go to a restaurant to eat, not do math. When I finish basic and AIT, I'm hitting up hella places and if somebody asks for a tip, I'll go "muthafucka, I find the bad guys so you can safely bitch about tips in here then go to sleep safely at night". :smt021

 

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you know, i almost forgot the Army had signing bonuses..

they used to anyway, but I notice how you never mention it..

You stackin like that, son?



You dont remember me tho, seriously? Im your cousin on your Mom's side. I used to always hook you up.

 

I never sold sneaks, but I know all about needing to be more professional than white male co-workers. The shit Bros. go thru for a dime.

A little off topic but, I read Frank Sinatra would never leave the house with less than $10,000.00 in tip money alone. Can you imagine being the doorman or his waiter and making him satisfied? Geez. Of course if you pissed him off you might get whacked.LOL!

 

LOL @ a lot of the posts in this thread

 

Well damn, this thread blew up haha.

For the record, I was half joking about "blacks are terrible tippers". But I have heard it numerous times(usually just in a joking manner)

 

:smt042:smt042:smt042:smt042 So it was YOU comin' up to me at the family reunion askin' for some change. "What up, kinfolk? How ya doin'?"


Man, I could use my signing bonus right about now. My pockets are HURTIN'.

 

on a serious note, cuz

the guys that come out of basic always pushin whips

if you dont have a license, you'll get one there (the service) mos-def

all you gotta do is take like 2k to a dealership....cash money son

 

I'll got a clean car now, but I'm most likely selling it to my cousin. I'll have to get a new car.....one that isn't known for shitty transmission, though.

 

new car? dont spend it all in one place, lol

ur not 'King James' yet

 

Well, not brand new. I ain't breaking myself over a car. I'm all about them used shits. But now, I feel that I'll have to drop a decent amount to match the cleanness of my current car......or I could just save money and buy a scraper, but I won't get the compliments on my car anymore.

 

Perfect,rep added.