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But I am different! ;-)

 

Sure you are. If I had nickel for every time I heard that....
Well I would probably have enough for a sandwich but you get what I'm saying :-D

 

LOL! You just don't know me well enough to realize that I AM different.

 

Does every girl get the same playbook. I'm not falling for it Bookie I've been duped before lol.

 

Y'know...I think I kinda sorta mebbe created a Frankenstein Monster here...


I *did* encourage one & all to air their verious & sundry complaints here...and that's *good*..


But I *do* notice that of all the threads I devised here....*this* one has *OUTPACED* all the others that were creations of mine...

Like, I know things in to-day's society kinda sorta mebbe pretty uch sucks in a lotta aspects of life and stuff, but......................

I actually expected the CLASSICAL MUSIC thread to pick up a BIGGER head of steam as opposed to *this*..

Ah, well...such is life, yes?







Ennyhoo....











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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT'S HOLY.....USE A TISSUE AND CLEAN YOUR NOSE!!!!


An' I ain't talkin' about rugrats, either!


I *am* talkin' about...GROWN ADULTS...that....WORK IN THE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY!

Restaurant servers to be exact..


Well, one in particular..

It was the Pre-Mellisa era - circa 1997 - I wasn't cold outta Cleveland, Ohio..and I dropped anchor in the Colorado/Evans area of Denver.

Not far from where I resided at the time, there was a shopping complex that housed an ALBERTSON'S, a WELLS FARGO Bank, The U.S. Postal Station, & on the outskirts of the parkig lot there a DENNY's (R.I.P. to the first & last mentioned).

Anyhow, there I was brokenhearted....(My Dad, my last living relative, had died a year & a half prior)...and a rather fetching waitress...flaming red hair, green eyes, tall, statuesque & radiant....became my fave waitress there 'till I moved outta the neighbourhood & into a Downtown loft.

Her name was Sarah....and, well, she was both interesting and a bit interested, as well.....


Anyway, to make a long story short, one morn when I came to breakfast, there she was....*almost* as lovely as ever.....


Until I got a gander at that otherwise radiant visage...and saw that...

SHE HAD CRUSTY YELLOW STUFF IN HER NOSTRILS!

And THIS is something that is conducive to my having an appetite???

I kinda have a strong stomach & an iron constitution...so I *did* have my breakfast munchies....


...but I *DID* take the liberty of KEEPING MY GLASSES OFF ALL DURING MY VISIT THERE!

Needless to say, my visits there eventually came to an end when I moved from the neighbourhood, and the dining emporium subsequently closed down & was razed.






I don't wish ya any bad luck, Sarah..

You were a fine person in all the time I had the pleasure of knowing you...


But wherever you are, and whatever you're doing now....


Keep your nose clean.

Literally.


Seriously.


Please.


ESPECIALLY.....................considering the profession you happen to be in..














By the way, the bit about her being a bit interested....


She DID have a husband.


So, considering the circumstances, mebbe that was all for the best.


'Nuff Said!!!!








































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Does anyone know how long andrae has been exhibiting psychotic-level aggression and animosity?

 

Does anyone know how long you've been on Andrae's dick... I think about a week now.


Seriously you need to learn that just because you write something, people won't just automatically believe it. Andrae is the least acrimonious person I know, especially of late, and he never holds a grudge...but then what do I know... I'm just an exceedingly foul-mouthed bitch. :smt043

 

Maybe I should start it seems to be the trend around here as of late. Grown people who take every little thing so personally. Damn shame smdh

 

It is, I think if you're this --> :smt022, you should just stay offline.

BTW, did you just leave me rep?

 

Yeah I'm bad with signing those things

 

Well, that's not a very nice thing to say. I'd expect more from a Moderator. One thing is strange, though. It's almost like andrae is speaking "through you." It's as if you were "channeling andrae". Most peculiar...

 

LMAO! What are you 8 years old? I always kinda wondered about you, but in the past few days you are posting straight outta the troll handbook, and aren't you the one always talking about people and their aliases?

 

How do expect me to talk? How do you expect me to carry myself? If you're expecting someone foul-mouthed, you need only look at your buddy. I am an African-American professional - with parents who are worthy of honor.

 

Now where's your proof!

 

The fact that you asked is no big deal. One day I just might give you proof. NOW, notice the difference between my subdued response - and your near psychotic reaction...

 

:smt043 :smt043 :smt043

 

Paperwork is a bitch.

 

Karma - aw man, don't tell me I made the "Espy's Greatest Hits Highlight Reel?" Apparently I got dunked on by a white girl in heels...

 

FUCKING TELEMARKETERS!!!!! :smt071:smt092:smt084:smt062:smt018:smt067:smt076

 

I wished you lived here. I'd do my kiddie voice and scare em off...

Telemarketer: Hello, can I speak to the lady of the house?

IB kiddie voice: She's not here
(not knowing I'm the lady of the house)

Telemarketer: Okay, thank you....

I got 2 spam text msgs in one day recently. More than I ever got in one day or week - period!